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another word for dick, chode, or cock

was originally made by marco
go suck a MEATY SHLOM!
or
Shlooooooooooommmmmmm etc
shlom by bapsdjmpaosdg March 3, 2007
Words you can keep
verb; a. to shove something in your mouth disgustingly.
b. to attack something in an unrestricted manner. past; shlomed. present; shloming.
a. the way judy shlomed on that corndog you would think it's a long lost lover.
b.that girl and her boyfriend were shloming all over eachother, it was disgusting.
shlom by bonahhhbo November 4, 2008
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A code word for a mans sad depressing genitalia
My shlom is smaller than yours
Shlom by MEXICANSAWNUGGET May 9, 2019

Shlom Reversal

The “Shlom Reversal” technique, is when one partner of any sex couple engages in non-erogenous massage of a partner before they go to a physical therapy session or a massage therapy session to intensify passion, desire, and an end result of sex after said physical therapy session or massage therapy session by building passion, intensity, trust, and psychological sexual edging .
Girl, you about to do that Shlom Reversal on him or her huh? Yo brother, your sex life is getting boring, and Man said he wish you cuddled more, try the Shlom reversal technique!
Shlom Reversal by Captain Jaxy July 20, 2026

slam the shlom 

To spank your meat.
Bob went to go slam the shlom, he'll be back.
slam the shlom by Myard Johnson February 15, 2014
Salami is like Salome the name is Hebrew root word meaning "Peace". A princess Who became Queen.
Salomi Salome daughter of Herod || and Herodias. New Testament.
Salomi by Stonecoldbabeee October 8, 2014

brit shalom 

An alternative to traditional Jewish circumcision, where a pomegranate is symbolically cut instead of the baby boy. During a brit shalom the Jewish newborn male is given a Hebrew name and welcomed into Jewish life.
My nephew's parents are proud Jews but didn't want to circumcise their son, so they had a brit shalom instead. Everyone cried — except the baby!
brit shalom by BeatriceC1000 August 31, 2020
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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