SWMPOS

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SWMPOS. (Pronounced, swamp us)

Straight White Male Piece Of Shit.

In this new age of infinite possible identities, It’s looking like I am the worst of them all. Unfortunately for myself and all those who have to interact with me, I was born a SWMPOS and I still am. … if I don’t soon wake up I may very well die a SWMPOS. Please god help me.

… I am sorry everyone.

SWMPOS by tr¡d January 9, 2023

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simposium

A gathering of simps

Emily went to the simposium yesterday to discuss her unrequited love of Charles

Yo, look at that simposium over there

simposium by anonymous October 5, 2020

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Simposter

In among us, someone who is imposter and claims a crew mate is “safe” just to be a suck up.

Lol yellow was a mega simposter last round, I would hate to be him lmao

Simposter by Obiwan723 January 17, 2021

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SImpostor

An Impostor who simps in order to not get voted out. Found in the game Among Us.

A: This dude just helped fixing his sabotages for everyone though he was an Impostor.
B: What a SImpostor.

SImpostor by earuhwrbwruvbhwbuern September 19, 2020

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Simpossible

Something that is only possible if you're a simp.

Person 1: I just donated 1000$ to my favorite female streamer!
Person 2: Really I don't believe you, that's impossible!
Person 1: That's not impossible you idiot, that's simpossible!

Simpossible by Civilian Gaming February 27, 2022

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symposed

a website run by andy buck to give away his ideas and photographs.

www.symposed.com

symposed by Andy Buck October 26, 2003

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simposis

It is when you are diagnosed as a simp

You've been diagnosed with simposis

simposis by Moohjuice March 21, 2020

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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