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SWMPOS. (Pronounced, swamp us)

Straight White Male Piece Of Shit.
In this new age of infinite possible identities, It’s looking like I am the worst of them all. Unfortunately for myself and all those who have to interact with me, I was born a SWMPOS and I still am. … if I don’t soon wake up I may very well die a SWMPOS. Please god help me.

… I am sorry everyone.
SWMPOS by tr¡d January 9, 2023
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simposium 

Emily went to the simposium yesterday to discuss her unrequited love of Charles

Yo, look at that simposium over there
simposium by anonymous October 5, 2020
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Simposter 

In among us, someone who is imposter and claims a crew mate is “safe” just to be a suck up.
Lol yellow was a mega simposter last round, I would hate to be him lmao
Simposter by Obiwan723 January 17, 2021

SImpostor 

An Impostor who simps in order to not get voted out. Found in the game Among Us.
A: This dude just helped fixing his sabotages for everyone though he was an Impostor.
B: What a SImpostor.
SImpostor by earuhwrbwruvbhwbuern September 19, 2020

Simpossible 

Something that is only possible if you're a simp.
Person 1: I just donated 1000$ to my favorite female streamer!
Person 2: Really I don't believe you, that's impossible!
Person 1: That's not impossible you idiot, that's simpossible!
Simpossible by Civilian Gaming February 27, 2022

symposed 

a website run by andy buck to give away his ideas and photographs.
www.symposed.com
symposed by Andy Buck October 26, 2003

simposis 

It is when you are diagnosed as a simp
You've been diagnosed with simposis
simposis by Moohjuice March 21, 2020
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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