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simposium 

A meeting with someone to discuss and to correct their simp-like behavior.
Person: *lets random girl take a sip of their drink*
Person’s Friend: “Hey bro, are you simping over there? I’ve gotta invite you to a simposium.” *shakes head in disbelief*
simposium by Smoked Bear March 25, 2020

Simposium 

When a large group of men all simp for one girl, that is that girl's simposium.
When Susanna became single and got a tinder profile, she had a whole simposium going in just under a week.

Sasha's onlyfans is blowing up, she got a whole ass simposium.
Simposium by sandypandy311 June 13, 2020

Simposium 

Person 1: "Hey did you see that cosplay girls twitch stream?"
Person 2: "Nah, the simposium of simps horning onto her made it pretty cringe, bro."
Simposium by Xevious211 April 9, 2022

Slamposium 

When a group of girls (i.e. slam pieces) convene to take pictures of themselves in PhotoBooth or any similar application. They may also gossip or discuss their menstrual cycles. The opposite of a Brovention.
While the great thinkers of ancient Greece held symposiums to discuss philosophical quandaries, Amy held a Slamposium when she got her braces off.

simposis 

It is when you are diagnosed as a simp
You've been diagnosed with simposis
simposis by Moohjuice March 21, 2020
a deep discussion about politics, life, etc had when under the influence of alcohol
We had a great symposium after 5 games of beer pong about the meaning of life.
symposium by ann8642 February 24, 2010
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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