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Stands for: “Shit/Stuff Taken Out-of-Context”

A screenshot of a message that is weird, bad, or horny without context, primarily on Discord.
Person 1: “Could I legally fuck a watermelon?”
Person 2: “This is going in the STOC pile”
STOC by JayValt July 31, 2022
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Stockholm Invaders FC 

A football club from Stockholm, Sweden.
"Stockholm Invaders FC was initially dubbed Gute Invaders"
Stockholm Invaders FC by I-T-B December 9, 2016
Refers to a woman or women who are available for having fun and entertainment.
Last night the club was lit, there was stocko all over the place.
Stocko by Mshini October 15, 2020

Stockton slap 

When nick diaz slaps his opponent in the face during a ufc bout, usually followed by saying "bitch" or "what". Will often yell out "Stockton" or "209" (the area code for Stockton). His brother Nate also occasionally performs the aforementioned slap.
Both fighters testing each others range, and bam diaz gets him with the Stockton slap.
Stockton slap by Jaymz👻 October 21, 2014

the stockton 

"The Stockton" is the seat with extra leg room in an airplane that is hugely desired by traveling audio visual technicians. It received it's name by being secured OFTEN by a gentleman by the name of Wayne Stockton. If you search for #TheStockton you should see a large quantity of photos with bragging rights as to getting that seat.
Sweet! I got The Stockton on my flight!
the stockton by Notorious Chicka August 11, 2017

Homie Stock 

When you die from total BS in Smash Bros and your homie's like,"Don't worry, homie stock," and jumps off the platform to their death to even the amount of stocks to what it would be if the BS were not to occure
"DUDE! THAT'S SUCH BULLSHIT! I CLIPPED THROUGH THE STAGE!"
"Don't worry buddy, Homie Stock."

*dies

"Thanks homie."

"Non problem homie."

cocky stocky 

Someone who feels they have the need to tell stories that make them sound amazing and are rarely based on the truth.
Stocky - "This one time I took on 20 players and then hit the crossbar"

You - "You so cocky stocky"
cocky stocky by MUSH123 December 17, 2011
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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