stocktons

Short shorts that were popular a long time ago. John Stockton, former point guard of the Utah Jazz, is the only person who refused to stop wearing them. While we make think they look ridiculous, he does have the tannest upper thigh of any nba player in history. At one point in the latw 80s, he was the sexiest man alive. Women wanted him, men wanted to be him. But now, despite his multiple nba all time records, his name has become a synonym for short shorts and homosexuals who wear them. This led John to kill himself. Or at least it should

"Yo, look at that nillas stocktons, make fun of his punk ass"
"I can dog, hes my boss"

"Nice stocktons, but I can see your balls"

"John Stockton called, he wants his shorts back"

by T-Money March 31, 2004

stocktons

Shorts modeled by Utah Jazz guard John Stockton, the NBA's all-time assist leader, in which your balls basically hang down further than your shorts. Usually at least 15 inches above the knee.

Yo, did you see the Stocktons Double-D was frontin on Saturday, man that nillas whack.

by B- Didy March 31, 2004

Stockton slap

When nick diaz slaps his opponent in the face during a ufc bout, usually followed by saying "bitch" or "what". Will often yell out "Stockton" or "209" (the area code for Stockton). His brother Nate also occasionally performs the aforementioned slap.

Both fighters testing each others range, and bam diaz gets him with the Stockton slap.

by Jaymz👻 October 21, 2014

the stockton

"The Stockton" is the seat with extra leg room in an airplane that is hugely desired by traveling audio visual technicians. It received it's name by being secured OFTEN by a gentleman by the name of Wayne Stockton. If you search for #TheStockton you should see a large quantity of photos with bragging rights as to getting that seat.

Sweet! I got The Stockton on my flight!

by Notorious Chicka August 11, 2017

Stockton Rush

A term used when cost cutting starts compromising safety because someone thinks safety is over-rated and too costly. Named after the Titanic asshole CEO, captain of the OceanGate "Titan" who killed 4 people and himself by being a race to the bottom motherfucker by setting the gold standard for race to the bottom when his submersible imploded 4,000m below the Atlantic Ocean.

Boeing put the Stockton Rush on it's 737-Max roll out and killed hundreds of people as a result.

by drot June 22, 2023

John Stockton

Opposite of a cock block. When you pass a potential hook-up-girl to your friend. AKA "make an assist".

Jonk: this chick wants me but you havn't gotten ass in a while. I'll give you a john stockton.
Labe: thanks brah

by The dungallies October 11, 2009

Stockton Rush

To ignore safety measures or cut corners on a project even though the risk of a catastrophic or fatal outcome is high.

I wouldn’t buy that house, the builder Stockton Rushed the deck by using a nailgun instead of bolts. That thing will collapse and kill someone you mark my words.

by PixieDavison June 22, 2023