An unwanted erection that surprises you at work, school, disney land, or any other public place. Not to be confused with a jahova's witness. (the annoying bastards that also surprise you and try to give you little bibles with pictures in them to make them more fun to look at, and not read)
by joe joe the circus clown November 8, 2009
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In Halo, when you stick some one either a plasma grenade or a spiker. You must yell "Sticknabb" and procede to teabag the poor S.O.B.
The name comes from a popular African-American phrase "VickNabb."
The name comes from a popular African-American phrase "VickNabb."
Shane: Come on Wes, let's pwn these noobs.
Mike: Hey Caleb, watch this.
Mike thorws a Plasma right in
l1coolshane's grill.
Shane: Oh Shit, Wes watch out.
Wes: I like wolves
Halo Voice: Double Kill
Mike: STICKNABB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!
Caleb: Wow Mike, you have way more facial hair then me and you pwn so hard.
Shane and Wes: Mike your the coolest kid ever.
Mike: Hey Caleb, watch this.
Mike thorws a Plasma right in
l1coolshane's grill.
Shane: Oh Shit, Wes watch out.
Wes: I like wolves
Halo Voice: Double Kill
Mike: STICKNABB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!
Caleb: Wow Mike, you have way more facial hair then me and you pwn so hard.
Shane and Wes: Mike your the coolest kid ever.
by Western Zurbrugg February 24, 2008
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by Firebums April 11, 2015
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Tony: Shit! I can't stand up, I got Jehovah's stiffness init!
Tony: Shit! I can't stand up, I got Jehovah's stiffness init!
by swany01 May 14, 2008
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by Bubbles91 October 20, 2015
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Also can't see shit without her Glasses.
Also can't see shit without her Glasses.
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