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STICFN

man i just wanna STICFN”
by axvel December 24, 2022
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jahova's stiffness

An unwanted erection that surprises you at work, school, disney land, or any other public place. Not to be confused with a jahova's witness. (the annoying bastards that also surprise you and try to give you little bibles with pictures in them to make them more fun to look at, and not read)
Dude, i got jahova's stiffness at disney world when i got on the Peter Pan Ride.
by joe joe the circus clown November 8, 2009
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sticknabb

In Halo, when you stick some one either a plasma grenade or a spiker. You must yell "Sticknabb" and procede to teabag the poor S.O.B.

The name comes from a popular African-American phrase "VickNabb."
Shane: Come on Wes, let's pwn these noobs.

Mike: Hey Caleb, watch this.

Mike thorws a Plasma right in
l1coolshane's grill.

Shane: Oh Shit, Wes watch out.

Wes: I like wolves

Halo Voice: Double Kill

Mike: STICKNABB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!

Caleb: Wow Mike, you have way more facial hair then me and you pwn so hard.

Shane and Wes: Mike your the coolest kid ever.
by Western Zurbrugg February 24, 2008
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stiffnicity

Rating of stiffness of a man's penis after a night of drinking
James and A-shia got home from a night out at the bar, but James' stiffnicity wasn't high enough to fuck.
by Firebums April 11, 2015
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Jehovah's stiffness

n. An unwelcome erection which arrives at the most inconvenient times and is hard to get rid of.
E.g. Yo Tony blud, lessons over, lets split.

Tony: Shit! I can't stand up, I got Jehovah's stiffness init!
by swany01 May 14, 2008
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travel stiffness

The unconscious act of Male arousal through the monotonous motion of a motorised vehicle or The vibration of the motor felt though the seat of the vehicle.
The vibration from the motor of the bus gave Gabriel a case of travel stiffness.
by Bubbles91 October 20, 2015
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Stiffney

Short in any way. Claims to be in her 20’s but actually is 70+. Sleeps all day and has Dementia.

Also can't see shit without her Glasses.
Do you see this ? Mhm… no i don’t have my glasses with me.

… you're such a Stiffney!
by Prof-Dr-Trobisch September 7, 2022
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