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jahova's stiffness 

An unwanted erection that surprises you at work, school, disney land, or any other public place. Not to be confused with a jahova's witness. (the annoying bastards that also surprise you and try to give you little bibles with pictures in them to make them more fun to look at, and not read)
Dude, i got jahova's stiffness at disney world when i got on the Peter Pan Ride.
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sticknabb 

In Halo, when you stick some one either a plasma grenade or a spiker. You must yell "Sticknabb" and procede to teabag the poor S.O.B.

The name comes from a popular African-American phrase "VickNabb."
Shane: Come on Wes, let's pwn these noobs.

Mike: Hey Caleb, watch this.

Mike thorws a Plasma right in
l1coolshane's grill.

Shane: Oh Shit, Wes watch out.

Wes: I like wolves

Halo Voice: Double Kill

Mike: STICKNABB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!

Caleb: Wow Mike, you have way more facial hair then me and you pwn so hard.

Shane and Wes: Mike your the coolest kid ever.
sticknabb by Western Zurbrugg February 24, 2008

stiffnicity 

Rating of stiffness of a man's penis after a night of drinking
James and A-shia got home from a night out at the bar, but James' stiffnicity wasn't high enough to fuck.
stiffnicity by Firebums April 11, 2015

Jehovah's stiffness 

n. An unwelcome erection which arrives at the most inconvenient times and is hard to get rid of.


E.g. Yo Tony blud, lessons over, lets split.

Tony: Shit! I can't stand up, I got Jehovah's stiffness init!

travel stiffness 

The unconscious act of Male arousal through the monotonous motion of a motorised vehicle or The vibration of the motor felt though the seat of the vehicle.
The vibration from the motor of the bus gave Gabriel a case of travel stiffness.
travel stiffness by Bubbles91 October 20, 2015

Stiffney 

Short in any way. Claims to be in her 20’s but actually is 70+. Sleeps all day and has Dementia.

Also can't see shit without her Glasses.
Do you see this ? Mhm… no i don’t have my glasses with me.

… you're such a Stiffney!
Stiffney by Prof-Dr-Trobisch September 7, 2022