Stiffney 

Short in any way. Claims to be in her 20’s but actually is 70+. Sleeps all day and has Dementia.

Also can't see shit without her Glasses.

Do you see this ? Mhm… no i don’t have my glasses with me.

… you're such a Stiffney!

Stiffney by Prof-Dr-Trobisch September 7, 2022

jahova's stiffness 

An unwanted erection that surprises you at work, school, disney land, or any other public place. Not to be confused with a jahova's witness. (the annoying bastards that also surprise you and try to give you little bibles with pictures in them to make them more fun to look at, and not read)

Dude, i got jahova's stiffness at disney world when i got on the Peter Pan Ride.

jahova's stiffness by joe joe the circus clown November 8, 2009

Jehovah's stiffness 

n. An unwelcome erection which arrives at the most inconvenient times and is hard to get rid of.

E.g. Yo Tony blud, lessons over, lets split.

Tony: Shit! I can't stand up, I got Jehovah's stiffness init!

Jehovah's stiffness by swany01 May 14, 2008

travel stiffness 

The unconscious act of Male arousal through the monotonous motion of a motorised vehicle or The vibration of the motor felt though the seat of the vehicle.

The vibration from the motor of the bus gave Gabriel a case of travel stiffness.

travel stiffness by Bubbles91 October 20, 2015

Jehovah's Stiffness 

A Jehovah's Stiffness is a completely unwanted erection that appears at the worst of all times and once it appears, it absolutely refuses to go away for a VERY long time.

In reference to a Jehovah's Witness

For example getting a Jehovah's Stiffness on the bus or train just before your stop and you have to stand up and walk away but you know you can't is really annoying

Jehovah's Stiffness by Stu Marble December 23, 2007

morning stiffness 

When you wake up with an erection.

Today I woke up with morning stiffness.

morning stiffness by Guy Reynolds September 5, 2006

Down with the stiffness 

Dead.

"That hobo is down with the stiffness."

Down with the stiffness by ChanceD February 17, 2021