Stiffney
Short in any way. Claims to be in her 20’s but actually is 70+. Sleeps all day and has Dementia.
Also can't see shit without her Glasses.
Also can't see shit without her Glasses.
Stiffney by Prof-Dr-Trobisch September 7, 2022
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jahova's stiffness
An unwanted erection that surprises you at work, school, disney land, or any other public place. Not to be confused with a jahova's witness. (the annoying bastards that also surprise you and try to give you little bibles with pictures in them to make them more fun to look at, and not read)
jahova's stiffness by joe joe the circus clown November 8, 2009
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Jehovah's stiffness
E.g. Yo Tony blud, lessons over, lets split.
Tony: Shit! I can't stand up, I got Jehovah's stiffness init!
Tony: Shit! I can't stand up, I got Jehovah's stiffness init!
Jehovah's stiffness by swany01 May 14, 2008
travel stiffness
The unconscious act of Male arousal through the monotonous motion of a motorised vehicle or The vibration of the motor felt though the seat of the vehicle.
travel stiffness by Bubbles91 October 20, 2015
Jehovah's Stiffness
A Jehovah's Stiffness is a completely unwanted erection that appears at the worst of all times and once it appears, it absolutely refuses to go away for a VERY long time.
In reference to a Jehovah's Witness
In reference to a Jehovah's Witness
For example getting a Jehovah's Stiffness on the bus or train just before your stop and you have to stand up and walk away but you know you can't is really annoying
Jehovah's Stiffness by Stu Marble December 23, 2007
morning stiffness
morning stiffness by Guy Reynolds September 5, 2006
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