A person who is typically an old suspect-paedophile who plays video games. This person
will normally look young for his age, enough to pull off a ruse of being 18 years old.
A Stotty
will have a very distinctive walk, with a small gait, stiff shoulders and subtly-animate neck and head. A Stotty
will enjoy Mountain Dew and staying awake until the desperate moment where he needs to sleep, reasons for this are currently unknown.
Guy 1: That fellow is walking awfully
strange, I wonder what's wrong with him...
Guy 2: He must be a Stotty!
Guy 1: He must be, cross the
road post-haste so we may scoff at his presence and make criticism of his
strange demeanor!