SSRism 

A belief system that the Bollywood actor Sushant Singh Rajput (abbreviated SSR) died for our sins and Bollywood nepotism lobby/average liberals/Bengalis are the killers. The devil in this belief system is SSR's girlfriend, Rhea Chakraborty. It was reported that SSR died of suicide, but the followers of SSRism believe that he was murdered by the nepotism lobby, with the help of Rhea. Actress Kangana Ranaut is the first disciple of SSR and she was stopped from preaching by Jack Dorsey, the CEO and founder of Twitter. Dorsey, according to this belief system, is another incarnation of the devil. The messiah of this belief system is TV News anchor Arnab Goswami, owner of Republic TV, although it is common knowledge that he supported it only to get more viewers on his channel.

She spends her evenings tweeting #SushantMurdered because she is a follower of SSRism.

SSRism by ThunderSchism May 30, 2021

ssrism 

A belief system that SSR died for our sins and bollywoodliberals/librandus/bengalis are the killers. Kangana is the first disciple of SSR and she was stopped from preaching by Jack, the global devil of twitter.

Followers of SSR will be blessed by SSR after he is reborn from the dead like jesus and will come back as 10th avatar of Vishnu. Ssrism followers are being defined as ssrians

ssrism by Leebraandubot June 3, 2021

sprismatic

Being enthusiastic, glass half full, hopeful, knowing shit happens, determined - often with a few battle scars.

1. Even though only four people came to their first gig, they were still sprismatic

2. She'd failed her driving test twice but was sprismatic

3. He had seen his friends try and fail but he was sprismatic

enthusiastic hopeful shit happens determined sprismatic

sprismatic by Deezle2004 December 6, 2012

Strism 

For when you have a stroke but dont want to admit it.

I think I'm having an olive strism.

Strism by sparecoochiemahm? January 9, 2019

[sarism] 

when someone says something without thinking about what they are going to say. Known also as a "blonde moment"

Char: Sarah, say i'm a loser sometimes
Sarah: I'm a winner sometimes!!!
Char: Oh my, another sarism moment

[sarism] by char-lean January 29, 2009

Sirism

Hysterical answers from Apple's intelligent personal assistant, Siri.

Sample Sirisms:
User: What's the meaning of life?
Siri: 42

User: Open the pod bay doors.
Siri: I'm sorry John, I'm afraid I can't do that. Are you happy now?

User: I need to hide a body.
Siri: What kind of place are you looking for? reservoirs, metal foundries, mines, dumps, swamps

User: Knock-knock.
Siri: Knock-knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, I don't do knock-knock jokes.

User: Marry me.
Siri: My End User Licensing Agreement does not cover marriage. My apologies.

Sirism by javester October 16, 2011

Sarisma 

Sarisma is the pitta me of perfection! She possess charisma, beauty and overall a big heart. The love she has for her family and friends should never be taken for granted. If you ever meet a Sarisma let her know she is appreciated and loved!

Ohhh that cute shawty right there...yeah she is such a Sarisma

Sarisma by -An expert! November 23, 2021