Sirism

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Hysterical answers from Apple's intelligent personal assistant, Siri.

Sample Sirisms:
User: What's the meaning of life?
Siri: 42

User: Open the pod bay doors.
Siri: I'm sorry John, I'm afraid I can't do that. Are you happy now?

User: I need to hide a body.
Siri: What kind of place are you looking for? reservoirs, metal foundries, mines, dumps, swamps

User: Knock-knock.
Siri: Knock-knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, I don't do knock-knock jokes.

User: Marry me.
Siri: My End User Licensing Agreement does not cover marriage. My apologies.

Sirism by javester October 16, 2011

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sirisha

Sirisha Means:

Siri means "Goddess Lakshmi" or "Money"

Siri also means "Smile"

Sirisha means a "Flower" found in Heaven

the name Sirisha is very beautiful and will make that person stand out from the crowd.

sirisha by 2304 June 15, 2011

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Related Words

Sirism • sirisaacnewton__ • sirimiri • simismita • sirisena • Sirish • sirisha • sizism • SSRism • [sarism]

SSRism

A belief system that the Bollywood actor Sushant Singh Rajput (abbreviated SSR) died for our sins and Bollywood nepotism lobby/average liberals/Bengalis are the killers. The devil in this belief system is SSR's girlfriend, Rhea Chakraborty. It was reported that SSR died of suicide, but the followers of SSRism believe that he was murdered by the nepotism lobby, with the help of Rhea. Actress Kangana Ranaut is the first disciple of SSR and she was stopped from preaching by Jack Dorsey, the CEO and founder of Twitter. Dorsey, according to this belief system, is another incarnation of the devil. The messiah of this belief system is TV News anchor Arnab Goswami, owner of Republic TV, although it is common knowledge that he supported it only to get more viewers on his channel.

She spends her evenings tweeting #SushantMurdered because she is a follower of SSRism.

SSRism by ThunderSchism May 30, 2021

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siriusmarrymeplease

a hot person who makes funny videos/ good content on tiktok. if you aren’t mutuals with them, you aren’t a special person!

person number 1: i love siriusmarrymeplease

person number 2: who’s that?
person number 1: you don’t know who that is?
person number 2: no
person number 1: 🔫
person number 2: ⚰️

siriusmarrymeplease by siriusmarrymeplease June 18, 2021

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Sirish

name of small hindu kid, who is of extreme intelligence

Sirish you are hella smart

Sirish by Jon April 2, 2003

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Sirish

God of Wealth ("Eash" means God/King,"Siri" means wealth); One of Vishnu's (Hindu god)names. Mythologically, he is supposed to be married to Lakshmi, goddess of wealth (also known as Siri).

Sirish is a wealthy guy.

Sirish by VBM February 4, 2008

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Sirisha

Sirisha is this cute girl with long hair and beautiful smile . She carry that grace and charm that attracts everyone . Confident yet shy . Everyone wants to be arroud her and be her friend . She is kind but has a evil side which is preferable not to see

Sirisha is a name

Sirisha by Teidbnajehdbd November 24, 2021

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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EBK

EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).

Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."

EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026

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Yap Trap

A seemingly endless debate with a idiot

I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it

Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026

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