Sirism

Hysterical answers from Apple's intelligent personal assistant, Siri.

Sample Sirisms:
User: What's the meaning of life?
Siri: 42

User: Open the pod bay doors.
Siri: I'm sorry John, I'm afraid I can't do that. Are you happy now?

User: I need to hide a body.
Siri: What kind of place are you looking for? reservoirs, metal foundries, mines, dumps, swamps

User: Knock-knock.
Siri: Knock-knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, I don't do knock-knock jokes.

User: Marry me.
Siri: My End User Licensing Agreement does not cover marriage. My apologies.

Sirism by javester October 16, 2011

sirisha 

Sirisha Means:

Siri means "Goddess Lakshmi" or "Money"

Siri also means "Smile"

Sirisha means a "Flower" found in Heaven

the name Sirisha is very beautiful and will make that person stand out from the crowd.

sirisha by 2304 June 15, 2011

SSRism 

A belief system that the Bollywood actor Sushant Singh Rajput (abbreviated SSR) died for our sins and Bollywood nepotism lobby/average liberals/Bengalis are the killers. The devil in this belief system is SSR's girlfriend, Rhea Chakraborty. It was reported that SSR died of suicide, but the followers of SSRism believe that he was murdered by the nepotism lobby, with the help of Rhea. Actress Kangana Ranaut is the first disciple of SSR and she was stopped from preaching by Jack Dorsey, the CEO and founder of Twitter. Dorsey, according to this belief system, is another incarnation of the devil. The messiah of this belief system is TV News anchor Arnab Goswami, owner of Republic TV, although it is common knowledge that he supported it only to get more viewers on his channel.

She spends her evenings tweeting #SushantMurdered because she is a follower of SSRism.

SSRism by ThunderSchism May 30, 2021

siriusmarrymeplease 

a hot person who makes funny videos/ good content on tiktok. if you aren’t mutuals with them, you aren’t a special person!

person number 1: i love siriusmarrymeplease

person number 2: who’s that?
person number 1: you don’t know who that is?
person number 2: no
person number 1: 🔫
person number 2: ⚰️

siriusmarrymeplease by siriusmarrymeplease June 18, 2021

Sirish 

name of small hindu kid, who is of extreme intelligence

Sirish you are hella smart

Sirish by Jon April 2, 2003

Sirish 

God of Wealth ("Eash" means God/King,"Siri" means wealth); One of Vishnu's (Hindu god)names. Mythologically, he is supposed to be married to Lakshmi, goddess of wealth (also known as Siri).

Sirish is a wealthy guy.

Sirish by VBM February 4, 2008

Sirisha 

Sirisha is this cute girl with long hair and beautiful smile . She carry that grace and charm that attracts everyone . Confident yet shy . Everyone wants to be arroud her and be her friend . She is kind but has a evil side which is preferable not to see

Sirisha is a name

Sirisha by Teidbnajehdbd November 24, 2021