SPSIMP 

Acronym for:
Someone put shit in my pants.

After I sharted I screamed out "OMG FFS SPSIMP".

SPSIMP by Frank October 29, 2004

sprimpo 

the word "love" is a semantic confusion, based on the accidental usage of the same word used in two totally different and often quite contradictory meanings
ei. "i love you" and "to make love"
so the word "sprimpo" is used for the activity the romantic semantic confusion is avoided

"Shall we make sprimpo"
"come on, let's go and make sprimpo"
"I really need some sprimpoing"
"I'm going to find a new sprimpoer"
"Settle down in a nice little sprimpo nest"

sprimpo by Its Me Lenny November 10, 2009

Spimp 

A “Spimp” is when a person of any gender finds Spamton G Spamton from the hit game Deltarune by Toby Fox, romantically or sexually attractive.

“OMG AVARI IS SUCH A SPIMP”

Spimp by Spimp May 24, 2022

Spimp 

1.An abbreviation of "Special Shrimp." A processed, canned meat product with a shrimp flavor; see also Spam, Spobster, Speef, Spois Gras, Spicken, Spacon, and others. It is a perennial favorite of Southeast Asian Juntas and Quartermasters, due to its affordability, portability, and uncanny seafoodiness.

"Shinawatra should never come back here; he will have to find his Spimp elsewhere." -- Anonymous Thai Warlord

Spimp by webster tarpley November 8, 2008

Spimp 

A spimp is formally known as a pimp of simps or a simp that is a pimp

Hang on lemme call my “spimp”

Spimp by Jewko May 16, 2020

Splimp 

A SIMP and a Pimp combined.

Aaron is such a Splimp dude.

Splimp by Majorsloth13 May 10, 2020

Spimp 

(noun; verb - spimping; adj. - spimp, spimpish; adverb - spimply)

1) A term to describe a person who is complacent in and/or profits in-part from the sexual exploits of his/her significant other.

2) Typically a man who allows his partner to sell their body to thousands of losers on the Internet.

A spimp will sit back and play videogames while his girlfriend rakes in thousands of dollars on her OnlyFans.

Spimp by somemerch36 March 29, 2020