Sporkable

Hair, usually curly, which can hold sporks, pencils and paper balls when they are tossed into it.

Can also describe scarves, sweaters, sheep, and any other variety of items.

Billy was dubbed sporkable after we managed to get a small kitten to stick in his massive hair.

by Emay Kay May 15, 2010

SPORKABLE

ABLE TO BE ATE WITH A SPORK.

THE FOOD WAS COMPLETELY SPORKABLE.

by MARYCJOOPER January 28, 2023

Smokable

Any electronic device that you can smoke. It does not include cigarettes.

Bro can you pass your smokable.

Have you seen my smokable

Who took my smokable!

by Fariri August 1, 2020

spankables

n. Pornography, specifically magazines or DVDs/video tapes. Used by Greg on an episode of "C.S.I."

I found someone's stash of spankables.

by SkidMarkyMark May 15, 2006

spankable and bankable

A term describing a person's behind, implying:

a) great pleasure to be gotten from the spanking of said behind, and

b) great amounts of money to be gotten, were the owner of said behind to lease it out to people.

Bro #1: Man, the ass on that chick is pretty damn fine. I'd pay her 10 bucks just to touch it.

Bro #2: Yeah man, that ass is spankable and bankable.

by Riley400 January 3, 2011

Shortables

Not really shorts, but not really pants either.

Steve: Hey, Jake, those are some sweet shorts.

Jake: These aren't shorts, they're shortables.

by firsttimestarter October 19, 2018

spankable

A female whose physical features (ie. bottom, hips, thighs, breasts, etc) or demeanor (bratty, rude, bitchy, slutty, etc) incites the urge to take her over your knee, under your arm, bend her over, or position her otherwise, and spank her long and hard.

1. Did you see her ass? That broad is totally spankable.
2. Damn, that bitch needs an attitude adjustment. Extremely spankable.

by Deucebeast January 15, 2006