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spankable 

A female whose physical features (ie. bottom, hips, thighs, breasts, etc) or demeanor (bratty, rude, bitchy, slutty, etc) incites the urge to take her over your knee, under your arm, bend her over, or position her otherwise, and spank her long and hard.
1. Did you see her ass? That broad is totally spankable.
2. Damn, that bitch needs an attitude adjustment. Extremely spankable.
spankable by Deucebeast January 15, 2006
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spankable 

adj. Someone who incites masturbation.
Man 1: My goodness, that is quite a fetching young lady!
Man 2: Yup... Spank-a-ble!
spankable by Bad2DaBone August 26, 2003

spankable and bankable 

A term describing a person's behind, implying:

a) great pleasure to be gotten from the spanking of said behind, and

b) great amounts of money to be gotten, were the owner of said behind to lease it out to people.
Bro #1: Man, the ass on that chick is pretty damn fine. I'd pay her 10 bucks just to touch it.

Bro #2: Yeah man, that ass is spankable and bankable.
spankable and bankable by Riley400 January 3, 2011

Spankable buttocks 

_____backside that needs, or has the ability of being deserving of swift strikes.
Because Bobby was such a misbehaving lad, he had the most spankable buttocks in town.
Spankable buttocks by Bob Lewis August 22, 2006

ass hot spankable 

ass hot spankable means some girl is so fine you just want to hit that all night long. Meaning she looks very very very very very very very very fuckable.
That girls is ass hot spankable.

stalkable 

A man or woman, who is hot, sexy, and often has random people following him or her around or hiding in their bushes.
I'm going to ask Andrew out because he is totally stalkable.
Most celebrities are dubbed as stalkable.
stalkable by Allison Odle November 26, 2007

Spammable 

1) a) (Adj.) Something that can be spammed easily, quickly, and with little or no consequence. b) (Adj.)A video game skill or action that can be (and often is) used multiple times in rapid succession. (e.g., Repeated melee attacks, spam fireball)
Facebook walls are easily spammable.

"How'd you beat the boss?" "I used jump kick over and over again." "Oh yeah, that attack is really spammable."
Spammable by marine6 October 2, 2009
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