spankables
spankables by SkidMarkyMark May 15, 2006
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spankable and bankable
A term describing a person's behind, implying:
a) great pleasure to be gotten from the spanking of said behind, and
b) great amounts of money to be gotten, were the owner of said behind to lease it out to people.
a) great pleasure to be gotten from the spanking of said behind, and
b) great amounts of money to be gotten, were the owner of said behind to lease it out to people.
Bro #1: Man, the ass on that chick is pretty damn fine. I'd pay her 10 bucks just to touch it.
Bro #2: Yeah man, that ass is spankable and bankable.
Bro #2: Yeah man, that ass is spankable and bankable.
spankable and bankable by Riley400 January 3, 2011
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spankable
A female whose physical features (ie. bottom, hips, thighs, breasts, etc) or demeanor (bratty, rude, bitchy, slutty, etc) incites the urge to take her over your knee, under your arm, bend her over, or position her otherwise, and spank her long and hard.
1. Did you see her ass? That broad is totally spankable.
2. Damn, that bitch needs an attitude adjustment. Extremely spankable.
2. Damn, that bitch needs an attitude adjustment. Extremely spankable.
spankable by Deucebeast January 15, 2006
Shankable
ADJ. Worthy of shanking.
Someone that is awefully annoying, hideously ugly, or just plain fucking stupid...and deserves to be shanked.
They often do not realize they display these qualities which makes them ever more shankable.
Someone that is awefully annoying, hideously ugly, or just plain fucking stupid...and deserves to be shanked.
They often do not realize they display these qualities which makes them ever more shankable.
Girl 1: He told me like 8 times that he just graduated from community college.
Girl 2: He sounds like a tool.
Girl 1: Shankable?
Girl 2: Definitely!
Girl 1: "That shankable a$$hole over there just grabbed my ass as i walked by."
Girl 2: "Fucking shank 'im"
Girl 2: He sounds like a tool.
Girl 1: Shankable?
Girl 2: Definitely!
Girl 1: "That shankable a$$hole over there just grabbed my ass as i walked by."
Girl 2: "Fucking shank 'im"
Shankable by Canal Win Crew August 28, 2009
Stinkables
Stinkables by dog lover10 January 15, 2015
ass hot spankable
ass hot spankable means some girl is so fine you just want to hit that all night long. Meaning she looks very very very very very very very very fuckable.
ass hot spankable by The master May 13, 2005
Spankable buttocks
Spankable buttocks by Bob Lewis August 22, 2006
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