SPLKEAING

SPLKEAING (verb): The act of speaking or communicating in a jumbled or unclear manner, where words or sounds are mixed up, similar to "spluttering" or "mumbling."

This definition combines elements of "speaking" with a sense of confusion or disorder, inspired by the unusual arrangement of letters in "SPLKEAING."

SOTP SPLKEAING CHIENSE

by yapperist August 29, 2024

Spleringe

A needle shaped dick that is exceedingly skinny. So skinny in fact that it is capable of discharging in ears and nostrils without being detected.

Yeah bro we gotta kick this guys ass, he totally assaulted us on that camping trip with his little tiny spleringe.

by Ranchgirls December 13, 2020

spleefing

the act of playing the game spleef
used in context of minecraft

spleefing is a game that is played by having a lava pit covered by an easy to break material and and to have two people "fight"or "spleef"
by removing the blocks under their opponent
causing them to fall into lava and die
it is highly recommended that you put all but a shovel in a chest before spleefing

want to spleef?
hells yeah!! spleefing is awesome!

by wormyish May 20, 2011

Spleening

That point when you're so tired that everything is hilarious.

I was spleening last night! I couldn't stop laughing about the way she pronounced basket.

by lsteve May 6, 2011

spakeling

When you blow diarrhea into the toilet and it ends up on your ass, the seat and the rim of the bowl.

Mama, someone shit on the toilet and i have to clean up the spakeling.

by pshooter October 17, 2008

spleening

the act of fisting to reach the spleen for sexual gradification from the rush of fresh blood cells

i passed out from spleening last night

by hand in fist June 1, 2013

Spleving

Spleving is when you're alone, desperate and browsing Craigslist for sexual options in "Casual Encounters."

Hey man, you coming out tonight to get drunk and meet some skanks? Nah, forget that noise. I'm low on cash. I'll just go spleving to see what I can find there.

by smokey mittens October 29, 2009