Spleving

Spleving is when you're alone, desperate and browsing Craigslist for sexual options in "Casual Encounters."

Hey man, you coming out tonight to get drunk and meet some skanks? Nah, forget that noise. I'm low on cash. I'll just go spleving to see what I can find there.

by smokey mittens October 29, 2009

Spleringe

A needle shaped dick that is exceedingly skinny. So skinny in fact that it is capable of discharging in ears and nostrils without being detected.

Yeah bro we gotta kick this guys ass, he totally assaulted us on that camping trip with his little tiny spleringe.

by Ranchgirls December 13, 2020

speeving

Telling a false story to someone in hopes of tricking or deceiving them.

"Hey listen to Bill speeving over there."

"I told Tanisha she looked hot today, but I was only speeving her."

by Greg Eckman November 15, 2005

anal splexing

when the anus is properly splexed for over 6 minutes

that was a nice anal splexing session

by splexmaster October 8, 2017