Spike TV

A TV network, formerly known as The National Network, formerly known as the Nashville Network. They changed their focus c. 2001 to become a "guy's" network rather than a country network. Their keystone programming includes Star Trek: The Next Generation, VIP, and various wrestling events. This covers all important guy interests (technology, hot girls, violence). Their acquisition of Exclusive syndication rights to Star Trek TNG was a major ratings boost.

"I want to make the ultimate guy's show. It'll have technology, sex, and violence all in one package."
"What will you call it?"
"Android Kick-Fucking"
"Spike TV will be all over that."

by Dave September 19, 2003

Spike TV

The male answer to the feminist crap on Lifetime

A REAL man watches Spike!

by Trudeau October 29, 2004

Spike TV

The channel formerly know as TNN. (I think)

"yo jerry...i was just watching Spike TV last night."

by mademoiselle September 22, 2003

Spike TV

"Nashville Network" Version 2 disguised under a different name and lack of squaredancing shows.

The first network for men. Because we know how all men share a brain.

by jen September 6, 2004