true's definitions

guys' night out

A harmless activity that male friends participate in for the purpose of reinforcing friendship or simply getting together to do something positive. Such activities include, but are not limited to beer drinking, discussing business and finance, watching or playing sports, playing videogames or card games, occasionally talking about women, or watching a movie that doesn't suck.

Guy's night out is one way for a man to be free, if only for a few hours.

by true August 23, 2003

Power Rangers

The show that killed off the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. :^

Goddamn Power Rangers. And the show isn't even that good either.

by true September 23, 2003

iron maiden

Medieval device of extreme torture.

Kickass band. I even have two of their albums.

Maiden rules!!!

by true October 9, 2003

poopey

1.pertaining to complexity; incomprehensible.

I cant figure out this poopey program.

by true July 29, 2004

Detroit

The largest, most polluted city in Michigan. The heart of automobile manufacturing, and the birthplace of techno.

Eminem, or should I say Skittles, is NOT from Detroit. He is from NEW YORK because if he was from D-Town, he wouldn't be saying shit about techno.

by true April 25, 2004

Linux

It's STILL not worthy enough to be used for the desktop at this point. You'd think that during the years after the Linux "community" made the fatal mistake of throwing their unfinished slop onto the retail shelves in 2000, they would have learned from their mistakes, completed the damn kernel, made Linux easier to use for Average Joe, and worked together to make a COMPLETE OS that includes support for "winmodems" and hardware that's sold at your local electronics store. Unfortunately, that is not the case because instead we have over 200 half-assed distros and the same old religious sermons that the Linux loons made in 1999.

So Windows costs $199.99 at the retail stores and I have to memorize a 16-digit code. At least unlike Linux, it installs flawlessly, is compatible with pretty much all of the hardware on the market, and it gets all my work done efficiently.

I will try out Linux after the geeks drop dead from fighting amongst themselves and no less than five quality distributions remain.

Year of the Linux Desktop my ass.

by true April 25, 2004

what the ladies want

Money, expensive and useless crap, big penises, shopping malls, cell-phones, soap-operas, and SUVs.

That's basiclly what the ladies want.

by true June 6, 2004