true's definitions

Cartoon NOTwork

A TV network that mainly shows reruns of Scooby Doo, Bugs Bunny, and other old shows. It also shows mutilated-for-American-TV anime shows like Dragonball Z, {Yu Yu Hakusho, and Gundam, in addition to shitty attempts at anime such as the Powerpuff Girls, Samurai Jack, and Totally Spies. To add insult to injury, the network even has a piece-of-shit late night block called Adult Swim which still shows kiddie shows like Futurama, Home Movies, and Inuyasha.

see Cartoon Network for better definitions.

Cartoon Network sucks so bad, I called to have it removed from my TV channel lineup.

by true October 17, 2003

overmarketing

The reason why the quality of music today sucks.

Overmarketing a bunch of karaoke singers and ignoring the talented artists will surely bring disaster upon the record industry.

by true October 15, 2003

Capcom

The only good fighting game they ever made since Street Fighter 3 was.......

Nope, can't remember any other Capcom fighting game after that because they SUCKED!!!

by true October 23, 2003

what the ladies want

Money, expensive and useless crap, big penises, shopping malls, cell-phones, soap-operas, and SUVs.

That's basiclly what the ladies want.

by true June 6, 2004

Detroit

The largest, most polluted city in Michigan. The heart of automobile manufacturing, and the birthplace of techno.

Eminem, or should I say Skittles, is NOT from Detroit. He is from NEW YORK because if he was from D-Town, he wouldn't be saying shit about techno.

by true April 25, 2004

SpikeTV

A network for men, once they get rid of those damn reality TV shows and show more of the A-Team.

Two good parts about Spike TV are that Elimination show and Star Trek: The New Generation.

by true October 17, 2003

war on terror

Feels like something straight out of a D-rated comic book.

It looks like Bush, Osama, and Saddam all read the same fucking comic book for their War on Terror.

by true July 15, 2003