SPIDER FACE 

Spider face - A description of a person who has a haggered or extreemly wrinkled face. To be used also as a random insult but more generally as an insult to an ugly or old person.

Yo dude, check out Paul Mc Cartney, look at his fucking spider face yo! Dude looks fucking haggered!

Yo dude, you totally fucked that spider face whore last night she was rough like the badgers arse!

SPIDER FACE by Gmac2k9 November 2, 2009

Spider Face Syndrome 

being high enough to where you feel things on your face (or body) that aren't there

"I keep moving my hair away from my face but it's still there"
"No, it's not. Dude you got spider face syndrome."

Spider Face Syndrome by angiebaby19 January 24, 2019

d'spiter face 

A woman who, despite her face, is still very attractive and fair game. Not to be confused with butter faces, these women are still desirable. Where as butter face starts with the positive (hot body) and ends with the negative (her face), d'spiter face is a term that maintains a positive attitude.

Donny: Hey, Rude, check out that pair of tits down the street.

Rudy: Man, take a better look

Donny: No, bro. You got it all wrong. She's a d'spiter face.

d'spiter face by Baby Carrot December 1, 2009

Face Spiders

Microscopic parasites that live on the face and in hair follicles. Thousands. We all have 'em.

You can scrub for the rest of your life but you'll never get the Face Spiders off.

Face Spiders by Clara Fication June 5, 2016

Open Face Parkdale Slider 

When someone lunges their genitals onto someone's face in a sliding motion, usually involves sweat and welfare.

Also can be defined by a sandwich that includes a piece of bread topped your crushed hopes and dreams.

"After that dinner argument I took your mother into the side room and gave her an Open Face Parkdale slider."

"I'm so poor all I have to eat is this Open Face Parkdale Slider."

Open Face Parkdale Slider by Kdiamondz April 7, 2013

Spiderface 

A more intelligent way of saying “spite your face”

“Cut off your nose to Spiderface” - Jim Helpert

Spiderface by Creative Casey November 16, 2020

Spiderface 

A hot girl with a fugly face. She's hot depsite-her face. Spiderface. Similar to Butterface.

Vince hooked up with Amy even though she's a spiderface!

Spiderface by t0pl355 June 16, 2010