t0pl355's definitions

Plaxico

To injure yourself; often in a very embarrassing way. to cause great unintended harm.

I went to help the lady change her tire but I pulled a plaxico and dropped the car on my foot.

by t0pl355 September 2, 2009

Maternitized

The negative effect of Maternity on a previously hot chick. A combination of the words "Maternity" & "Traumatized". Syptoms include abnormally large butt, muffintops, and saggy breasts.

Ted: "Hey I hooked up with Karen last night!"
Vince: "So what? She's been maternitized"

by t0pl355 April 28, 2010

FTF

Fun to Fuck. Used to describe girls who are good in bed. Usuallly the crazy ones and/or butterfaces.

Vince: "Man, Karen is annoying."
Ted: "Yeah but she is FTF"

by t0pl355 December 18, 2010

Bingo Bait

An older chick that will get you ridiculed by your friends. A person who is much to old for you to respectably date. The opposite of Jail Bait.

I was at the mall and saw some Bingo Bait mall walking!

by t0pl355 April 8, 2010

Pumped up Kicks

Someone who thinks they are better or cooler, but mostly tougher, than they really are. Think "puffed up chest". Someone who is figuratively standing on their toes to seem taller.

All the kids with the pumped up kicks better outrun my gun = I don't care how tough you think you are, my bullets are tougher.

by T0pl355 April 24, 2011

Mississippi Handbag

To have anywhere from two fingers to a fist inserted anally into a man while having his balls in your mouth.

Referenced in the film Fanboys along with Blinding the Marlin, and Louisiana Piledriver

I can't find a hooker to give me a Mississippi Handbag at a decent price anywhere!!

by t0pl355 July 8, 2009

Bow Bimbo

A boating term, used to define the person, usually a woman in a bikini, that is in charge of standing on the bow of the boat while the man either docks the boat, or looks for a place to drop anchor. A good Bow Bimbo can handle the responsibilities but many can not.

Jimmy:"Dave, you need me to drop the anchor?"
Dave:"No, my Bow Bimbo Melissa has got it covered!"

by t0pl355 July 7, 2010