8 definitions by t0pl355
An older chick that will get you ridiculed by your friends. A person who is much to old for you to respectably date. The opposite of Jail Bait.
by t0pl355 April 9, 2010
by t0pl355 June 14, 2010
Fun to Fuck. Used to describe girls who are good in bed. Usuallly the crazy ones and/or butterfaces.
by t0pl355 December 17, 2010
by t0pl355 September 2, 2009
Someone who thinks they are better or cooler, but mostly tougher, than they really are. Think "puffed up chest". Someone who is figuratively standing on their toes to seem taller.
All the kids with the pumped up kicks better outrun my gun = I don't care how tough you think you are, my bullets are tougher.
by t0pl355 April 6, 2011
The negative effect of Maternity on a previously hot chick. A combination of the words "Maternity" & "Traumatized". Syptoms include abnormally large butt, muffintops, and saggy breasts.
by t0pl355 April 28, 2010
To have anywhere from two fingers to a fist inserted anally into a man while having his balls in your mouth.
Referenced in the film Fanboys along with Blinding the Marlin, and Louisiana Piledriver
Referenced in the film Fanboys along with Blinding the Marlin, and Louisiana Piledriver
by t0pl355 July 8, 2009