Microscopic

What women say to other women to hide the fact you have a big cock/dick that they want in their face

What about Dominic

Pshh don’t worry about him his dick is microscopic

Idk I’ve heard otherwise bitch

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microscopic

Tiny
Unbig
Not large
Ingigantic

Your worth to the Earth.

My IQ

My cousins bra size.

by Blonde_Goddess91 June 19, 2003

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a scientific device used to magnify someone's insanely small chode

Holy shit! Quick! Grab a microscope! This guy's dick is too damn small!

by agent armchair March 12, 2017

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a word best used to describe Kerry Brown 's penis/brain

oooh ooh Kerry, look in the microscope - yoou're dick has grown. Oh no, false alarm. It's just a skinny hair.

by ruler November 05, 2003

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Apparatus that is commonly used to engage in the smoking of a certain herb.

Hey man, that's my microscope.

MiCroScOpE. Now I'm skiing...

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Stfu Manny I’m getting you a microscope

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a teeny little cock just like Eric graham has

Eric, his mom his dad his sister his brother and susana have little baby microscops/ you got a microscop u cock-licking chode-lover

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