Spiderface

A more intelligent way of saying “spite your face”

“Cut off your nose to Spiderface” - Jim Helpert

by Creative Casey November 16, 2020

Spiderface

A hot girl with a fugly face. She's hot depsite-her face. Spiderface. Similar to Butterface.

Vince hooked up with Amy even though she's a spiderface!

by t0pl355 June 16, 2010

Spidermare

The experience of a nightmare about spiders after a spider-related incident. Most often experienced by those with arachnophobia or extreme anxiety in the presence of a large and/or poisonous spider. Can often result in screams and leaping out of bed before fully awake, most likely due to their very realistic nature and tendency to be set in your actual sleeping environment.

That huge spider that I found crawling on me yesterday has given me spidermares

by carnim April 6, 2011

spiderfarmer

Appellation to describe black-wearing art-school-of doom girls. Phrase originated in the early 1990's by comic artist Bill Willingham, who used it to describe the female publishers/artists of a rival comic company (CHAOS Magazine).

Spiderfarmer in common parlance:

Comic Geek: Dude, I'm so going to hit on that spiderfarmer.
Comic Geek2: Don't bother man, she's out of your league. She'll just feed you to her tarantulas.

by Al Kami May 21, 2006

spadeface

A spadeface refers to a person with severe facial disfigurement, usually describing one with a face sculpted like a spade. Often a spadeface also has an extremely evident receding hairline.

"OMG, look, it's Mr. Waldock! What a spadeface!"

by shurikken February 19, 2008

spadeface

A person whose facial appearance seems to have been sculpted by a shovel.
An insult to the ugly or the facially deformed.
A steriotypical miner or used to describe somebody who has a dirty face, like coal.

Your mom's got a spadeface.
Hey spadeface, when did you last wash?

by SpadeFace November 2, 2004

spiderbate

When you squish up a bunch of spiders and use them as lubicrant to masturbate with.

Last night, I had the ultimate spiderbate with the help of some ceiling spiders.

by Bryan "Locomotive" Freitas July 6, 2008