schiits 

When an English Person says oh shit!

Bob: "Dave, I just shuzzlecrumpeted in that guys crumpets!"
Dave: "Oh schiits!"

schiits by Pieeater287 September 27, 2009

Schitts creek 

all of the best sitcoms but make it a canadian and gay

why would i watch the office when schitts creek exists

Schitts creek by ewdavid January 2, 2021

Schitsel

I chisel used to hammer shit out of a constipated ass.

Can someone bring me the hammer and schitsel, I need to hammer this turd out of me?

Schitsel by Big Daddy Mojo February 13, 2018

potato schmits 

Cheddar Ruffles, Dipped in Smooth Ranch Dip

We got the muchies, "Get the potato schmits"

"YES, Potato SCHMITS!!!"

potato schmits by Gay Jay Brandel August 16, 2010

schiiisch 

When your high af and can't think of anything to say and what comes out is Schiiisch! Also may become addictive to the point of it being said uncontrollably around all your friends.

After the concert we smoked a shit ton and then we asked our friend how he was feeling, and all he said was Schiiisch!

schiiisch by Jakethefsnake August 21, 2016

schnitsch 

People who call themselves a Denis are a schnitsch

"Because you are Denis you are a schnitsch."

schnitsch by BenjiHater69 May 16, 2022