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Fragile but powerful.

Also very delicious.

We must bow down to the eggs.
Friend: Carries carton of eggs
Me: Better be careful, or else the deceased eggs will haunt you at night and become your nightmares
by FlatPlanet3500 April 06, 2021
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What is inturesting? That's an inturesting question.
Man: You just won the random lottery for 10 million dollars!!!
Me: Inturesting...
by FlatPlanet3500 July 28, 2020
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These mushrooms save you from swearing.

Pronounced Shih-talk-eee mush-rooms
Mom: Oops just dropped your phone and broke it.
Guy: SHIT
Mom: *stares*

Guy: TAKE MUSHROOMS
Mom: What?
Guy: I said shiitake mushrooms. I was buying some on my phone...
by FlatPlanet3500 July 28, 2020
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When you feel sleepy, you stretch out your arms and roar like an (armadillo)
Guy: Hey look I think Rick is gonna (yawn)
Rick: *ROARS LIKE AN ARMADILLO*
by FlatPlanet3500 September 27, 2020
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