Definitions by FlatPlanet3500

egg 

Fragile but powerful.

Also very delicious.

We must bow down to the eggs.

Friend: Carries carton of eggs
Me: Better be careful, or else the deceased eggs will haunt you at night and become your nightmares

egg by FlatPlanet3500 April 6, 2021

yawn 

When you feel sleepy, you stretch out your arms and roar like an (armadillo)

Guy: Hey look I think Rick is gonna (yawn)
Rick: *ROARS LIKE AN ARMADILLO*

yawn by FlatPlanet3500 September 27, 2020

. 

REMEMBER TO PUT A . AT THE END OF YOUR SENTENCE

Look at me putting a . at the end of my sentence

. by FlatPlanet3500 July 28, 2020

Shiitake Mushrooms 

These mushrooms save you from swearing.

Pronounced Shih-talk-eee mush-rooms

Mom: Oops just dropped your phone and broke it.
Guy: SHIT
Mom: *stares*

Guy: TAKE MUSHROOMS
Mom: What?
Guy: I said shiitake mushrooms. I was buying some on my phone...

Shiitake Mushrooms by FlatPlanet3500 July 28, 2020

Inturesting 

What is inturesting? That's an inturesting question.

Man: You just won the random lottery for 10 million dollars!!!
Me: Inturesting...

Inturesting by FlatPlanet3500 July 28, 2020