SOMBL 

A text speak acronym (TSAC) for Spit Out My Beer Laughing.

Aaron: Jerry passed out with his shoes on and got a pencil jammed in his ass.

Steve: SOMBL!!

SOMBL by Steve_Juggernaut December 6, 2010

Sombl 

You are telling the truth and nothing but the truth. It’s an oath

I sombl that i didn’t eat your cookie

Sombl by Super_lightsaber_8644 May 26, 2019

sombysow 

Generally refers to subjects of the male persuasion:

A "hoser."

Someone who you dislike enough that you mustn't say their name out loud. And ironically, a way to call a friend that makes you laugh and is odd enough to warrant the title.

A deceptive, stealthy, yet lazy person.

A sleeping large pig.

That sombysow has slept with every girl around here, not to mention he owes me 20 bucks!

sombysow by thingoneandthingtwo October 27, 2011

simblissity 

Means to enjoy simple pleasures in a blissful way.

His kiss was simblissity delicious. When I ate her cake, my mouth was simblissity filled.

simblissity by suzgirl October 19, 2016

Mumbai Sombrero 

Picking up a woman, thinking she is of Mexican descent only to find out after sex that she is from India.

I picked up this chick at closing time and later, while I was asleep, she defragged my PC.
It was a total Mumbai Sombrero.

Mumbai Sombrero by Branden Montenegro January 27, 2013

Blue sombrero

When a bald man inserts the top of his head into the vagina of the woman from Blue Waffles.

Dude1: Yo baldy, what'd you do last night?
Dude2: Got a blue sombrero from that chick from Blue Waffles.

Blue sombrero by asdfasdfasdf61345123005602303 June 25, 2017

Riding the Sombrero 

When you drink too much.

Nicole drank so much tequila. She was riding the sombrero.

Riding the Sombrero by TheOriginalDMFD May 18, 2015