sambles 

The absolute inability to read drawings, follow simple commands or accept any fault. Being a complete and utter twat. Specifically in the building trade in the west coast of Scotland.

You have really made a sambles of that! You unbelievable arsehead, what the fuck were you thinking.

sambles by the mushroom squad May 20, 2014

Sambles 

Noun:
1.) A person who nobody likes, but people accept for reasons beyond their control, usually becoming a persons/group of persons bitch.

2.) The nickname given to the prison bitch

Kid 1: "What the hell man, this kids annoying, why do we let him hang out with us?"
Kid 2: "He's the teachers son...hes a sambles."

Prison Inmate: "Hey sambles, get over here! I dropped my soap bitch!"

Sambles by Dylan Elmer March 20, 2008

my life is in shambles

My life is not on track

I am stressed out,my life is in shambles.

my life is in shambles by Mcfrizzel December 19, 2016

absolute shambles 

British slang meaning nonsense, hogwash, etc.

The Leicester City FC soccer player, Jamie Vardy, considered the fact that the team's manager got fired after a loss as absolute shambles.

absolute shambles by Light_Soul March 26, 2017

Shamblesgrove 

This is what happens when a girl with a fetish for hair attacks a man at the bar by ripping his top few buttons in order to determine how much hair she is actually dealing with. If the level of hairiness pleases the woman, she will eventually sleep with the guy.

Jesus Charles, what happened to you last night?

I was Shamblesgroved.

Shamblesgrove by yooniverse187 June 29, 2009

absolute fucking shambles

The ultimate form of shambles as might be created by an uber-shambles: best demonstrated when minor clerical and administrative duties have to be undertaken by professional staff in the alleged interests of 'saving money' which in fact does no such thing, but can be pointed to by those who equate change with progress, thus claiming credit for the latter.

The essential work of an organisation isn't done because trivial but necessary work is taking up the time which ought to be used to do the job for which professionals are really employed. Objection is met with a simplistic replies such as 'it only takes a moment', "do you regard it as beneath you", or 'any fool could do that'.

Further, any 8 year old could spot this was a particularly stupid way of doing things.

Loo rolls need changing: could a computer analyst do it? Then a computer analyst shall do it! Everyone including the janitors agreed this created an absolute fucking shambles as senior analysts spent time hunting for wherever loo rolls were stored, but the office manager thought it was an ace idea and claimed an end-of year bonus.

absolute fucking shambles by MoLincs September 12, 2012

Omni-shambles

A prodigiously inept individual, typically involved in the political domain. Just as God is omni-potent and 'all-powerful', such an incompetent is omni-shambolic and 'all-failing'. Coined by Malcolm Tucker, of 'The Thick of It' fame.

I was going to ask if you could help me with my science project, but then I remembered you were the omni-shambles so I asked my step-dad for some money so I could download it from the internet instead.

Omni-shambles by FitzyG789 February 15, 2010