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Scuba Pussy 

1. slang term for a pussy slip at the beach or at a pool.
2. anybody with a large cunt
1. Kenneth - Is that your wife over there in the pool?

Teddy - Yeah man, why?

Kenneth - Well, she has a scuba pussy.

Teddy - She is such a CUNT!!!

2. Ben - Marisa is such a scuba pussy

Vinny - Watch your FUCKING MOUTH!!! thats my daughter your talking about
Scuba Pussy by ElPussyDor June 14, 2011
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Scubacide 

the act of going scuba diving and puncturing the tank whilst in the water.
Oh fuck I have so much work I might just go commit scubacide in the ocean tonight.
Scubacide by LobsterCock69 May 2, 2019
an underwater blow-job (pronounced "scoobjob")
Dude, this drunk chick almost drowned last night giving me a scubjob in the pool.
Scubjob by Shocka1111 September 5, 2009

Sccubeeque

1. When a male sits down and accidentally sits down and one or both balls get caught, resulting on him sitting on them. (Potentially causing a lot of pain)

2. Masturbation with a burrito.
I just sccubeequed so hard!

Last night I sccubeequed so much on that burrito...
Sccubeeque by AuntieJulieMama66 November 30, 2018

scuba jivahs 

Formed during the dog days of summer 2005 in the piney hills hamlet of Ruston, Louisiana, the scuba jivahs burst onto the local barscene with longtime friends and musical accomplices Nixani and the Brothers Kirby. The Scuba Jivahs, a power trio, were born after a jam session at the pool house of local musician and public servant, Steve Hearn. After only a few tunes it became apparent to Matt Abram (bass), Josh "Jellyroll" Russell (drums), and Baker Wardlaw (guitar) that they were onto something big.

"I remember the first time we jammed, at baker's the old apartment, and we just knew." - Matt Abram

After multiple high energy, high octane practice sessions in Longstraw, Louisiana, the band decided they were ready and booked a gig with Nixani at the world renowned Sundown Tavern. Their first gig was followed by several others until Baker Wardlaw left to study in France for a year. A gig was booked for the week before Christmas. It was the first and only jivahs show to date that was recorded and tapes of this show have reached cult-like status in the underground live music scene. Upon his return from France, the jivahs played a reunion show with newcomers Oso Oro. Although there is no news from the jivahs camp, they are widely considered to be on a quasi-hiatus, brooding and awaiting the next opportunity for the three headed monster to rear its ugly head.
"brah, these guys are sick, deep jive!"

"awww man, that ain't jive, thats SCUBA JIVE!" - scuba jivahs
scuba jivahs by uncleslug September 21, 2008

Scuba Ninja 

A nickname used by U.S. military special operations soldiers to denote Paramilitary Operations Officers of the CIA's Special Activities Division.
Operators from Delta Force and scuba ninjas from the CIA are operating in Pakistan.
Scuba Ninja by bonkd November 8, 2009
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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