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SMCUB

An abbreviation standing for Suck My Cock U Bitch. Commonly used as a snark comment in texting
In text:
Lily: I hate you
Jack:SMCUB
by PussySmasher6942069 June 22, 2021
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Scuba Pussy

1. slang term for a pussy slip at the beach or at a pool.
2. anybody with a large cunt
1. Kenneth - Is that your wife over there in the pool?

Teddy - Yeah man, why?

Kenneth - Well, she has a scuba pussy.

Teddy - She is such a CUNT!!!

2. Ben - Marisa is such a scuba pussy

Vinny - Watch your FUCKING MOUTH!!! thats my daughter your talking about
by ElPussyDor June 14, 2011
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Scubacide

the act of going scuba diving and puncturing the tank whilst in the water.
Oh fuck I have so much work I might just go commit scubacide in the ocean tonight.
by LobsterCock69 May 2, 2019
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Scubjob

Dude, this drunk chick almost drowned last night giving me a scubjob in the pool.
by Shocka1111 September 5, 2009
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Sccubeeque

1. When a male sits down and accidentally sits down and one or both balls get caught, resulting on him sitting on them. (Potentially causing a lot of pain)

2. Masturbation with a burrito.
I just sccubeequed so hard!

Last night I sccubeequed so much on that burrito...
by AuntieJulieMama66 November 30, 2018
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scuba jivahs

Formed during the dog days of summer 2005 in the piney hills hamlet of Ruston, Louisiana, the scuba jivahs burst onto the local barscene with longtime friends and musical accomplices Nixani and the Brothers Kirby. The Scuba Jivahs, a power trio, were born after a jam session at the pool house of local musician and public servant, Steve Hearn. After only a few tunes it became apparent to Matt Abram (bass), Josh "Jellyroll" Russell (drums), and Baker Wardlaw (guitar) that they were onto something big.

"I remember the first time we jammed, at baker's the old apartment, and we just knew." - Matt Abram

After multiple high energy, high octane practice sessions in Longstraw, Louisiana, the band decided they were ready and booked a gig with Nixani at the world renowned Sundown Tavern. Their first gig was followed by several others until Baker Wardlaw left to study in France for a year. A gig was booked for the week before Christmas. It was the first and only jivahs show to date that was recorded and tapes of this show have reached cult-like status in the underground live music scene. Upon his return from France, the jivahs played a reunion show with newcomers Oso Oro. Although there is no news from the jivahs camp, they are widely considered to be on a quasi-hiatus, brooding and awaiting the next opportunity for the three headed monster to rear its ugly head.
"brah, these guys are sick, deep jive!"

"awww man, that ain't jive, thats SCUBA JIVE!" - scuba jivahs
by uncleslug September 21, 2008
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Scuba Ninja

A nickname used by U.S. military special operations soldiers to denote Paramilitary Operations Officers of the CIA's Special Activities Division.
Operators from Delta Force and scuba ninjas from the CIA are operating in Pakistan.
by bonkd November 8, 2009
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