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An abbreviation standing for Suck My Cock U Bitch. Commonly used as a snark comment in texting
In text:
Lily: I hate you
Jack:SMCUB
SMCUB by PussySmasher6942069 June 22, 2021
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Scuba Pussy 

1. slang term for a pussy slip at the beach or at a pool.
2. anybody with a large cunt
1. Kenneth - Is that your wife over there in the pool?

Teddy - Yeah man, why?

Kenneth - Well, she has a scuba pussy.

Teddy - She is such a CUNT!!!

2. Ben - Marisa is such a scuba pussy

Vinny - Watch your FUCKING MOUTH!!! thats my daughter your talking about
Scuba Pussy by ElPussyDor June 14, 2011
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Scubacide 

the act of going scuba diving and puncturing the tank whilst in the water.
Oh fuck I have so much work I might just go commit scubacide in the ocean tonight.
Scubacide by LobsterCock69 May 2, 2019
an underwater blow-job (pronounced "scoobjob")
Dude, this drunk chick almost drowned last night giving me a scubjob in the pool.
Scubjob by Shocka1111 September 5, 2009

Sccubeeque

1. When a male sits down and accidentally sits down and one or both balls get caught, resulting on him sitting on them. (Potentially causing a lot of pain)

2. Masturbation with a burrito.
I just sccubeequed so hard!

Last night I sccubeequed so much on that burrito...
Sccubeeque by AuntieJulieMama66 November 30, 2018

scuba jivahs 

Formed during the dog days of summer 2005 in the piney hills hamlet of Ruston, Louisiana, the scuba jivahs burst onto the local barscene with longtime friends and musical accomplices Nixani and the Brothers Kirby. The Scuba Jivahs, a power trio, were born after a jam session at the pool house of local musician and public servant, Steve Hearn. After only a few tunes it became apparent to Matt Abram (bass), Josh "Jellyroll" Russell (drums), and Baker Wardlaw (guitar) that they were onto something big.

"I remember the first time we jammed, at baker's the old apartment, and we just knew." - Matt Abram

After multiple high energy, high octane practice sessions in Longstraw, Louisiana, the band decided they were ready and booked a gig with Nixani at the world renowned Sundown Tavern. Their first gig was followed by several others until Baker Wardlaw left to study in France for a year. A gig was booked for the week before Christmas. It was the first and only jivahs show to date that was recorded and tapes of this show have reached cult-like status in the underground live music scene. Upon his return from France, the jivahs played a reunion show with newcomers Oso Oro. Although there is no news from the jivahs camp, they are widely considered to be on a quasi-hiatus, brooding and awaiting the next opportunity for the three headed monster to rear its ugly head.
"brah, these guys are sick, deep jive!"

"awww man, that ain't jive, thats SCUBA JIVE!" - scuba jivahs
scuba jivahs by uncleslug September 21, 2008

Scuba Ninja 

A nickname used by U.S. military special operations soldiers to denote Paramilitary Operations Officers of the CIA's Special Activities Division.
Operators from Delta Force and scuba ninjas from the CIA are operating in Pakistan.
Scuba Ninja by bonkd November 8, 2009
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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