jw316006's definitions

cozlekky

A discreet way of informing a friend/family member that he/she is really needing to go to the toilet “because” he/she is “leaky:” because + leaky = cozlekky

Friend: why are you not getting out of the car and walking with us?
Me: cozlekky

by jw316006 October 10, 2021

Retired surfie

A person who looks like a past or veteran surfer but in actuality doesn’t even go to the beach but just has the typical appearances of such a person (e.g., aged, blond hair streaks, tanned, possibly a mullet, unkempt curly blond hair, surfy sunnies like oaklies; wears boardies, t shirt and thongs).

Aussie friend gets a blond hair make over.
Me: Mate, you look like a bogan or a retired surfie, can’t tell which one’s worse! You don’t even know how to swim!

by jw316006 October 10, 2021

Brunchinnersert

Breakfast, lunch, dinner and desert all in one.

Gosh I’m hungry. This feast is going to be my brunch, no wait, brunchinner, actually, make that brunchinnersert, why not.

by jw316006 October 11, 2021

Friggin’

An alternative word for “freaking” (which is an alternative word for “fucking”).

Me: *locks self out of house* Ahhhh friggin’ hell! Stupid friggin’ crap!

by jw316006 October 10, 2021