by jw316006 October 10, 2021
A person who looks like a past or veteran surfer but in actuality doesn’t even go to the beach but just has the typical appearances of such a person (e.g., aged, blond hair streaks, tanned, possibly a mullet, unkempt curly blond hair, surfy sunnies like oaklies; wears boardies, t shirt and thongs).
Aussie friend gets a blond hair make over.
Me: Mate, you look like a bogan or a retired surfie, can’t tell which one’s worse! You don’t even know how to swim!
Me: Mate, you look like a bogan or a retired surfie, can’t tell which one’s worse! You don’t even know how to swim!
by jw316006 October 10, 2021
Gosh I’m hungry. This feast is going to be my brunch, no wait, brunchinner, actually, make that brunchinnersert, why not.
by jw316006 October 11, 2021
A discreet way of informing a friend/family member that he/she is really needing to go to the toilet “because” he/she is “leaky:” because + leaky = cozlekky
by jw316006 October 10, 2021