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Skrewballed Poems.

Short text speak and lots of rhyming words. Skrew poems come from screwballed.blogspot.com with s number of example Skrews.
Blue, 1st 4 line rhyyme from a SKR3W poem..

"Blue is the colour of my shoe,
From treds to the felt, my fav colours blue.
I never ever, never knew what to do,
Enter sports shop, find shoes, jump queue"
SKR3W by monkeymagix10 October 9, 2020
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A "Skrewball poem", or in short "a Skrew", is a poem with short lines and multiple rhyming or repeated words, often with letters missing or shortened or written in text speech and is a means to convey a story or tale from the Screwed up poet to a Screwed up reader.

A "True SKREW" is a poem, with many nonsensical rhyming lines, often written without any inclination by the author to give a fuck about what words he is SKREWING you with.
"Skr3w, screw, barney McSkrew,
Screw them all and screw u too,
Been in a screw job n not 2 few,
Diablo witch screwed r whole crew. "
SKREW by TripleDipped September 24, 2020
To rail some trailer park whore real good
I want to skrawg that set over there
skrawg by My mommas rear end January 8, 2017

skrawberry 

small red fruit that has lots of little seeds on it. Best when chocolate covered...minus the green part
Word on the skreet is that McDonald's SKRAWBERRY shakes kick ass.
skrawberry by bimini_blue May 21, 2003

Loose Skrews 

The Loose Skrews are a punk rock band that was founded in Atlanta.They been doing there own unique brand of punk/Oi since 2003. They also started a large fan following called "The Brew Crew".

Members:
Rotger Rotgut- Vocals
J.B.- Bass
Clayton- Lead Guitar
Hooper- Rhythm Guitar
Gabe- Drums

Albums include:
More Than A Few
Have Another Brew,
Born To Lose,
For Those Hearts True.
The Loose Skrews kick ass!!!
Loose Skrews by tunaking June 28, 2009

Skrewdriver

A white power band hailing from Britain led by the late Ian Stuart. Considered the single most popular nazi skinhead punk band to have ever existed.
Where can i get that Skrewdriver record?
Skrewdriver by Mike December 4, 2003
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026
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