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A word used when in agreement or to signify something being true

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SHWERF by Awesome1337haxx December 30, 2010
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The name of someone who breaks promises.
I hate shwerpy
Shwerpy by I Live in a Box June 24, 2018
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SHWERF • swerf • shweef • shwerd • shwerk • showerface • shwerking • sherf • shmerf • Shnerf
The act of eating one's fart bubble while usually in a bath tub or swimming pool.
"Brosiff, I am the shmerffle king of this pool!"
shmerffle by Dave Rowe April 7, 2008
Another way of saying for sure but sarcastically, as to express how NOT "sherfur" you are about something. Can also be used as a way of expressing suspicion.
Bryce: "Yo, Wade you tryna smoke this loud with me in the back?"
Wade: "Sherfur dude, ya I totally wanna burn some tree right now."
Sherfur by yourlocalgarvin April 28, 2020
The male equivalent of a queef, a dick fart. It's also a medical condition and you should get that checked out.
"If you shweef, there might be something wrong with you."
"Dude my dick just farted, I've never shweefed before."
Shweef by pooponsoup69 April 10, 2021

shwertay 

An alternate to saying shvatzah, because some shvahs know what it means by now. This can be referred to as Yiddish ebonics, fools.
"Who do you get your shwag from?"

"Jarvis, that raggidy-ass shwertay."
shwertay by Charmeleons February 6, 2009
Shweff or Schweff, refers to a person who ditches friends of their gender to hang out with members of the opposite sex
Guy 1: Hey have you seen Ollie?
Guy 2: yeh he's being a fucking Shweff over there with Jodie and Anna-Leigh
Shweff by loyalty.card.jigolo November 8, 2014
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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