shmerf 

a small person. you know like those small blue people. only its shmerf. just because.

short person walks by nd bumps into someone.
tall person: did dhis shmerf just bump in to meh? hell no neqro!

shmerf by ladii trilla. September 19, 2009

Shmerf 

A friend that likes cats and taking photos :)

"Do you want to go to Shmerf's house?"

Shmerf by Shmerf :) April 22, 2025

shmergle 

the best word ever created by a psychotic 6 foot ginger. the only word in the english language that is completely versatile (membean word) and hence can be used in every situation. whether it be an adjective, noun, or verb, each time you use the word shmergle it will raise your IQ by 10 points!

*world burns down*
Meghan: “What kind of content is this? What the shmergle is going on???”

shmergle by han-meg March 6, 2020

shmerm 

blatant closet case homosexual who is extremely arrogant and self centered, although he may exhibit some heterosexual tendencies the person's desire for people and children of the same sex is undeniable.

"Why is that faggot reading a playboy? Everyone knows that nigga is a shmerm."

"My history teacher just got arrestted for molesting a little boy."
"Well son, I guess he must have been a shmerm."

shmerm by Roger Haulenbeek November 9, 2008

shmerffle

The act of eating one's fart bubble while usually in a bath tub or swimming pool.

"Brosiff, I am the shmerffle king of this pool!"

shmerffle by Dave Rowe April 7, 2008

shmerp 

Shmerp is a verb/noun/adjective/adverb/ and can take the place of any word in the English Language.

“I totally Shmerped that guys computer screen!”
"Shut the Shmerp up!!!"

shmerp by speed44558800 October 10, 2014

Shmerdon 

A phrase used when something bad happens.

Shmerdon, I forgot my wallet.
That exam was a shmerdon.

Shmerdon by Almush1 December 3, 2021