shmerffle

The act of eating one's fart bubble while usually in a bath tub or swimming pool.

"Brosiff, I am the shmerffle king of this pool!"

shmerffle by Dave Rowe April 7, 2008

shmergle 

the best word ever created by a psychotic 6 foot ginger. the only word in the english language that is completely versatile (membean word) and hence can be used in every situation. whether it be an adjective, noun, or verb, each time you use the word shmergle it will raise your IQ by 10 points!

*world burns down*
Meghan: “What kind of content is this? What the shmergle is going on???”

shmergle by han-meg March 6, 2020

shmaffle 

A greeting between two people. The initiator rubs his hand down the face of the other person and says shmaffle (shmoffle).

Hey buddy how's it...shmaffle...going.

shmaffle by b-ret April 14, 2014

Shreffler 

Knows how to get ass, make money, very smart, has a lot of friends, very funny and goofy and knows how to PARTY LIKE A FUCKIN' ROCK STAR! A Shreffler is very caring and will do anything for anyone. Has a lot of personality and treats everyone as equal. An all-around great guy. very honest and works hard for everything. Is great with the ladies and fuckin great in bed. often compared to Stiffler from the American Pie movie LOL

Shreffler is partying hard and is about to take that girl over there home!

Shreffler by Shreffy February 4, 2009

shmaffle 

Any substance spilt on clothing

"Jerry, you've got a bit of shmaffle on ur shirt there."

"I was eating a meat pie.. Next thing I notice is shmaffle all over my jeans."

"Dude, you've shmaffled the hell outta that shirt."

shmaffle by Keegz April 13, 2008

shmoffle 

The things you knock off your cleats from the football/soccer field after a muddy practice-they look like waffles, shoe waffles.

"The mangers slapped the back of Mark's helmet for leaving shmoffles all over the track, after they had plenty to clean up already."

shmoffle by Debbi April 21, 2008

Shoeffler 

The slowest man in the world. Capable of turning any 5 minute tasking into a project requiring no less than 3 supervisors and approximately 13 hours. Known for "shuffling" through tasks apparently randomly. Also, with a failure to ingest any "eines" (caffeine, nicotine, etc.) in 37 minutes, falls over from lack of energy.

Shoeffler got tasked with our LDI? Put on a pot of coffee, we will be here a while....

Shoeffler by BD animal November 7, 2011