shwertay

An alternate to saying shvatzah, because some shvahs know what it means by now. This can be referred to as Yiddish ebonics, fools.

"Who do you get your shwag from?"

"Jarvis, that raggidy-ass shwertay."

by Charmeleons February 6, 2009

Shwerty

To describe someone absolutely dumbfounded or stupid.

Person 1: Hey did you hear about Heston?
Person 2: Yeah no dude, he's a complete Shwerty.

by Shwerty March 11, 2021