SHMEEDED 

To fall asleep for a short amount of time . Usually less length than a casual nap .

I just shmeeded and I forgot I had to do the dishes before my mom get home .

SHMEEDED by SEM-I-AH 🍒 May 8, 2020

Shreeded 

When you own someone so hard he wants to kill himself, it is commonly used in video games but can also be used in real life.

"Lol git gud you suck xd"
"I just shreeded ye in a 1v1 fam"
*Leaves Skype and commits suicide*

Shreeded by SimonPl0x October 19, 2016

shmeefed 

The word shmeefed is used to describe the level of ones high. There is sober, high, boofed, booted and zooted, and the ultimate high completion is considered as shmeefed.

Lucas: Yo kallen I’m trying to get so high today!
Kallen: Wait! Dude are you trying to get shmeefed!
Lucas: Bro i wanna get shmeefed today dawg!

shmeefed by Lucas.d.69 June 2, 2019

shmeeked 

When you are so fucked up words like clapped, geeked, or fucked, wouldn't do justice to the situation.

Jesus, did you see Mike? He was shmeeked off of 14 percs.

shmeeked by Karazem April 6, 2020

shmeeked 

when you’re high asf and other words are not doing it justice. a mix of shmacked and geeked
can also be used in verb form to replace the word smoke so u can be discreet: “are u tryna shmeek later?”

i was so shmeeked i couldn’t interact with the waitress.
tryna shmeek later? i got new glassssss

shmeeked by f0pfinsta April 8, 2020

shmeeped 

Something that is funny, usually because it’s racial, against woman’s rights, or talking about sexuality.

Anthony: Who just wakes up one morning and says “I want to try a penis”
Preston, Luca, Josh: I’m so shmeeped

shmeeped by TooShmeeped December 20, 2020

Shmended 

the warm, fuzzy, and amusingly unproductive state of mind one enters late on Day 2 of a bender, following a big night out on the pingers.

Man, I am shmended. I'm gonna sleep so good tonight!

Shmended by Adellaallure May 14, 2021