Shreeded 

When you own someone so hard he wants to kill himself, it is commonly used in video games but can also be used in real life.

"Lol git gud you suck xd"
"I just shreeded ye in a 1v1 fam"
*Leaves Skype and commits suicide*

Shreeded by SimonPl0x October 19, 2016

shredded shit 

When your turds look like shredded wheat coming out. Usually when you eat lots of fiber.

Wow, I just took a nice shredded shit! I swear that the All Bran is cleaning me out!

shredded shit by LonePooper February 6, 2018

Shredded Cheese 

food of the gods.

*eats shredded cheese* AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH I FEEL THE POWER FLOWING THROUGH ME

Shredded Cheese by Hehe I cheated May 5, 2021

Shredded Moose

Webcomic lauded as the worst ever, and one of the most misogynistic ones to boot. This comic teaches that date rape and abortion are funny, feminists are orcs ("The Feminist Horde") and being smart will never get you laid.
Not to mention it is also a complete ripoff of Penny Arcade in regards to art style

This site explains everything
http://badwebcomics.blogspot.com/2007/09/shredded-moose.html

I think the creators of shredded moose have actually never had a girlfriend before.

Shredded Moose by Supreme_Bananas August 13, 2008

shredded as fuck 

having high muscle definition, well toned body, aka being ripped in a more aggressive pumped up manner

JP : " Danny Bra!!!! i'm Shredded as fuck g"
Danny : " i'm still bulking bra lmao "

shredded as fuck by defining life bro March 6, 2015

Shredded Pork 

An engorged and puffy pork ring post a climactic round of unlubricated anal sex.

Girl I can hardly walk to my desk this morning. Luther bent my soapy ass over in the shower and left me with a towel and shredded pork.

Shredded Pork by Eaton Holgoode May 16, 2016

shredded 

means well defined muscles especially in the arms and abs

man he must lift and run all day cuz hes shredded.

shredded by DK September 23, 2004