Shmended

the warm, fuzzy, and amusingly unproductive state of mind one enters late on Day 2 of a bender, following a big night out on the pingers.

Man, I am shmended. I'm gonna sleep so good tonight!

by Adellaallure May 14, 2021

Shmendeezy

Otherwise known as Hennessy

Ayo, who got the Shmendeezy??

by ivar1s August 26, 2023

shmenged

When you eat fat cock

Jake lieks to be shmenged

by Shmeng May 31, 2016

shmenden

A Shmenden is an elite manwhore. Top of the class. Especially loves the lower half of the ladies body.

My ex boyfriend is such a shmenden!!!

by Rhymegal August 22, 2017

SHMEEDED

To fall asleep for a short amount of time . Usually less length than a casual nap .

I just shmeeded and I forgot I had to do the dishes before my mom get home .

by SEM-I-AH 🍒 May 8, 2020