Definitions by Adellaallure

Phaffing 

Pottering about very happily, occupied with a pointless task. The passing of time where one is delightfully occupied achieving extraordinarily little .

Common behaviour exhibited by people in a shmended state, on day 2 of a bender ..

They said they'll be ten minutes , four hours ago. Obviously, they phaffing around.

Phaffing by Adellaallure May 14, 2021

D'munted 

Twisted and loving it .. the peak of your high the morning after a big night out on the Pingers.

The stage prior to becoming Shmended

He double dropped at 10am then had a cone. Welcome to club d'munted.

D'munted by Adellaallure May 14, 2021

Shmended 

the warm, fuzzy, and amusingly unproductive state of mind one enters late on Day 2 of a bender, following a big night out on the pingers.

Man, I am shmended. I'm gonna sleep so good tonight!

Shmended by Adellaallure May 14, 2021