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A womans breasts, shelves bieng plural for both
So I get there, she's aged 19, Ferrari chassis, fantastic set of shelves, and legs up to her arse. Muchos tequilas later, I'm in a cab with her
shelves by Sethils November 3, 2007
Words you can keep
o please just someone i can be weak with without being called a loser!
because people are not gods or sit on superior shelves.
shelves by Krkič November 6, 2020

cum shelves

Large breasts that when you release your load on them they hold your cum very well.
Id love to cum all over those cum shelves.
cum shelves by Sinful December 17, 2006

hanging shelves 

going out to a girlfriend or boyfriend's house for clandestinedsexual activities
My brother said his dad was going over to his girlfriend's house (at 10pm) to help build some stuff she purchased from Home Depot. I said "hmmm, hanging shelves, huh??"
hanging shelves by Tia Tequila November 26, 2007

putting up shelves 

The act of banging a girl by means of stopping by her room for a vistit upon her request; particularly in a dorm-like environment where many chicks are available.
I'm putting up shelves tonight for sure because I just dropped pecker three times in one game and Alyssa saw it. Like a boss!
putting up shelves by tmart2 October 21, 2009

baby shelves 

Wide hips on a woman that make you want to procreate with her
Check out the swaying baby shelves on Mona… I’d hose down her ovaries without hesitation.
baby shelves by Malician January 10, 2025

Stocking the shelves

The act of taking a dump in a store's display case
I was so frustrated with the quality of their product, that I helped them by "stocking the shelves" with some of my own product.
Stocking the shelves by GlassMan84 February 5, 2021
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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