baby shelves

Wide hips on a woman that make you want to procreate with her
Check out the swaying baby shelves on Mona… I’d hose down her ovaries without hesitation.
by Malician January 10, 2025
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plap

1. The sound made by a man’s body colliding with a large ass and thighs during rough anal or vaginal intercourse.

2. The act of sex that makes the “plap” sound. In hentai, plapping generally is done in the mating press or doggy positions, and culminates in an inhuman amount of semen being pumped into an anime woman’s uterus, impregnating her in seconds.
*PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP* GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT!!!
by Malician December 05, 2023
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phantom peen

The sensation a woman experiences of a male penis remaining in her vagina following sexual intercourse, even though the penis is no longer there. Derived from the term “phantom pain.”
“Gary absolutely took my breath away last night! I’m still feeling that phantom peen sensation, almost a full day later.”
by Malician September 05, 2025
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