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o please just someone i can be weak with without being called a loser!
because people are not gods or sit on superior shelves.
shelves by Krkič November 6, 2020

cum shelves

Large breasts that when you release your load on them they hold your cum very well.
Id love to cum all over those cum shelves.
cum shelves by Sinful December 17, 2006

hanging shelves 

going out to a girlfriend or boyfriend's house for clandestinedsexual activities
My brother said his dad was going over to his girlfriend's house (at 10pm) to help build some stuff she purchased from Home Depot. I said "hmmm, hanging shelves, huh??"
hanging shelves by Tia Tequila November 26, 2007

putting up shelves 

The act of banging a girl by means of stopping by her room for a vistit upon her request; particularly in a dorm-like environment where many chicks are available.
I'm putting up shelves tonight for sure because I just dropped pecker three times in one game and Alyssa saw it. Like a boss!
putting up shelves by tmart2 October 21, 2009

baby shelves 

Wide hips on a woman that make you want to procreate with her
Check out the swaying baby shelves on Mona… I’d hose down her ovaries without hesitation.
baby shelves by Malician January 10, 2025

Stocking the shelves

The act of taking a dump in a store's display case
I was so frustrated with the quality of their product, that I helped them by "stocking the shelves" with some of my own product.
Stocking the shelves by GlassMan84 February 5, 2021