shelved

To insert an object into the anus!

I shelved a cucumber into my butt and loved it

by funpac January 30, 2010

Shelved

To discontinue all further communications with a person.

I cant beleive Hamish just did that.

...Shelved

by Cpt.West September 9, 2009

Shelved

The moment when you've been without sexual contact for such a period of time that even simple, normally unsexual acts can result in an unwanted ejaculation.

Steve: Bad night man, i've been shelved for 2 months and jizzed my pants while watching dancing with the stars..

by BP12 July 20, 2012

shelved

A committed man that no longer controls life.
A man that can't make decisions on his own accord.

No Nuts Whipped Lack Of Personal Freedom

Since Justin got shelved by Julee, he hasn't been the same guy.

by House V1.0 March 30, 2017

Double Shelved

{dub-el shelvd} verb transitive, 1. to be rejected by someone - usually when making a romantic pass or hit on them 2. jilted

He's all depressed because he got double shelved by the woman he likes. She told him "No way, you're a loser."

Oh man, you got double shelved!

by Stupid Is As Stupid Does September 19, 2009

dick-shelved

When One`s penis has been totally exhausted from any possible lasting hard-on after cumming extremely hard or sucked extremely hard to the point of ejaculate.

Tammy blew me so fast that she dick-shelved me before I got a chance to really take a deep plunge.

by Damastta July 9, 2012

Nut shelled

Rihanna- omg did u see her story on Snapchat

Hannah- yeh bro she’s so nut shelled

Nut shelled/ looking fucked or ugly

by Tehlia April 13, 2019