shelved 

To insert an object into the anus!

I shelved a cucumber into my butt and loved it

shelved by funpac January 30, 2010

Shelved 

To discontinue all further communications with a person.

I cant beleive Hamish just did that.

...Shelved

Shelved by Cpt.West September 9, 2009

Shelved 

The moment when you've been without sexual contact for such a period of time that even simple, normally unsexual acts can result in an unwanted ejaculation.

Steve: Bad night man, i've been shelved for 2 months and jizzed my pants while watching dancing with the stars..

Shelved by BP12 July 20, 2012

shelved 

A committed man that no longer controls life.
A man that can't make decisions on his own accord.

No Nuts Whipped Lack Of Personal Freedom

Since Justin got shelved by Julee, he hasn't been the same guy.

shelved by House V1.0 March 30, 2017

shelved

To own or humble someone that thinks they’re superior to you

person 1: I can't believe we both failed the test
person 2: yea but I got a better grade than you hahaha
person 1: sybau you got 29%
person 2: uhhhh
person 3: aaaand shelved

shelved by grappl May 20, 2026

Shelved the bitch

To immediately and decisively cut off all contact with a woman after she tries to friendzone you, make you orbit her, or simp for her attention. Instead of chasing or staying in her orbit, you "shelve" her — permanently removing her from your life like an unwanted item stuck on a dusty shelf, never to be touched again.

"After texting her for a week, I found out she had a boyfriend and was just using me for attention. Fuck that — I shelved the bitch and never replied again."

Shelved the bitch by Ben Robert Smith April 8, 2026

Double Shelved 

{dub-el shelvd} verb transitive, 1. to be rejected by someone - usually when making a romantic pass or hit on them 2. jilted

He's all depressed because he got double shelved by the woman he likes. She told him "No way, you're a loser."

Oh man, you got double shelved!

Double Shelved by Stupid Is As Stupid Does September 19, 2009