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procreate 

1. a colloquial term used in place of the scientific description"fuck"

2. someone in favor of alternative building materials.
People on public buses are very interested in procreating.

Ted: I wanted to procreate with insert name; she had a really large ass and I thought we were meant to be.

Oh procreate! I totally forgot to bring my English essay!

2. The debate between the pro-crete activists and the con-crete activists is intensifying.
procreate by draconlord November 26, 2010
Words you can keep

Procreate 

to multiply, or the result of having sex
"i will surely bless you, and will surely multiply you."

"i want a son; lets procreate."
Procreate by Ekim Drachir February 29, 2004

Procreate 

An app used to draw and illustrate digitally
Look what I drew on Procreate
Procreate by nellerie.GEC November 29, 2021

Procreate 

an app used to draw and illustrate digitally
Marylin: Look what I drew

Liyla: I love it

Marylin: Thanks, I drew it on procreate
Procreate by nellerie.GEC November 29, 2021

Procreate then Selfdefenestrate 

Part of a galaxy brain chain based on cum and go, ejaculate and evacuate, shoot your goo then bid her adieu, etc.
Person 1= Hey have you seen the galaxy brain meme dude
Person 2= Oh yeah dude the one about the dude nailing his gf, so funny

Person 1= Procreate then Selfdefenestrate!? HAHAHA LOL LMAO

this is so sad can we hit 69 likes?

procreate princess 

Represents an art student or young artist, that draws way too much on her iPad and that is stuck in her own fantasy. Her color palette is primarly composed of pastel colors, mostly a soft pink, soft purple and light. She loves the cottagecore. She secretly likes roleplay but is too timid to assume it, however she will the be kinkiest in bed going in full contradiction to her shy girl aesthetic she impersonates as. She was either a one direction fan in her childhoold or is now a current degenerate swiftie crackhead (she also like to quote Taylor Swift whenever they can in their art projects, secretly thinking her words shape our society). She can evolve into either one of two different pokemons, the pink hair girl that sees life as miraculous and exclusively joyful, any bit of darkness will make scream like a 9 year old and run to her daddy; and the blue hair girl who has a masochist vision of life, as dull and rainy. Careful this last one is passive aggressive she might try to bite you if you approach her territory.
Eva fantasises about Harry Styles every night, she drew and her iPad and printed a big poster out of it. She is a procreate princess.
procreate princess by r1c0delfu3go November 22, 2023

If A Woman Cognitively Move More Than I Do, I Can Not Mate Or Procreate With them 

If A Woman Cognitively Move More Than I Do, I Can Not Mate Or Procreate With them
If A Woman Cognitively Move More Than I Do, I Can Not Mate Or Procreate With them
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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