SFAP 

Stupid Fucking Aussie Prick

Fuck off you SFAP

SFAP by Fiery1970 March 10, 2009

New Year's Fap 

The act of masturbating seconds before the new year, and ejaculating right as the clock strikes twelve, starting the new year off perfectly.

Bob: "Dude, the new year is in 5 minutes."

Joe: "Get the tissues". "It's time for the New Year's fap."

New Year's Fap by inconspicuous December 31, 2013

Schrodinger's Fap 

An allegory for a terrible porn addiction.
At any given point you are either fapping or not fapping, like your the cat and fapping is the poison.

Paul: "Dude, I can't stop thinking about titties, it feels like at any time im liable to breakdown and masterbate"
Patrick: "well it sounds like your going thru a case of Schrodinger's Fap"

Schrodinger's Fap by Founder of Shrodinger's Fap April 29, 2022

sfapp 

"Speaking from a privileged position" - when one has a frivolous topic (according to oneself at the time or in a time of unrelated occupation) to ponder upon and wants to begin in an apologetic manner but put it out there nonetheless.

sfapp *random topic*

e.g sfapp let's make some pumpkin ketchup (while studying algebra)

sfapp by joftdmon April 10, 2020

schrödinger's fap 

A fap that is not witnessed by a second party.

A fap either did or did not occur due to quantum entanglement - schrödinger's fap

schrödinger's fap by Fausnaught April 7, 2015

Shrodinger's Fap 

An allegory for a terrible willy wankin' addiction. At any given point you are either fapping or not fapping. Like you're the cat and fapping is the poison

Paul: "I've been thinking about titties all morning. Man, it feels like at any time I could break down and fap"

Pattrick: "I'd hate to joke about your troubles, but it'd be pretty funny if we called that Shrodinger's Fap"

Shrodinger's Fap by Founder of Shrodinger's Fap April 29, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004