SERVICE!

to pick up the pace/quality of work.

"oh for fucks sake this pan isnt clean, SERVICE!"
"KIM STFU! SERVICE!!"

SERVICE! by Grant. January 15, 2008

Service 

1.To fuck.
Originating from the horse breeding industry where "service" is a euphemism for bringing the stud to mount the mare. Same as tupping in sheep breeding.
2. To have sex with a mardy bitch to keep her happy, as in a mechanic servicing a car to keep it running smoothly.

From the 'The Talented Mr Ripley':
Dick Greenleaf (Jude Law) on a boat trip: "Marge needs a service" - winks at his mates and proceeds below deck and give his sulky bird a good seeing to.

Service by silkpouch September 14, 2007

Service 

To have sex with a female

Tell me you wouldn't service that.

Service by ratfacemcjammyjont November 9, 2008

service 

v. performing any of a multitude of sex acts

The San Diego hos were lining the docks and ready to service the sailors who were returning to shore after six months at sea.

service by Richard Black May 13, 2005

service 

Prostitute intercourse.

"I had service last night."
"....at least it's safe to shake your hand again."

service by Alex Quantashassle July 15, 2008

service 

To service a guy, a dude sucks another guy's dick or lets him fuck your ass until he has one or more cumgasms with no reciprocation required or expected.

Matt sometimes wants ME to service his friends!

service by USAF Cadet June 28, 2021

service 

1. The act of showing someone up in basketball

Were you there to see dat service last night? Kid dunked on his grill!

service by bman2000 December 10, 2008