SECUURITY 

Dumb ass security at High Schools who dont accually keep you safe, they just get you in trouble for the dumbest shit

BRO DONT LET THEM PCEP SECUURITY CATCH YOU ROLLIN FRUIT DOWN THE HILL!

SECUURITY by DatSceneKidFag December 9, 2011

Social Securitits 

Women over the age of 55 who refuse to wear a bra. The woman is usually a dirty Hippy and fails to realize the 60's have been over for several decades.

Maude's Social Securitits were on display for all to see when she arrived at the BINGO parlor wearing a trendy shirt, but no bra. The sag was unbearable to watch.

Social Securitits by RoyalecheeseMoosemom August 16, 2012

Social Securitit

Social Securitit is a reference pertaining to the money tax payers make that is stolen from them by men and women who don't have disabilities severe enough to actually get free money every month, but some how manage it.

The Social Securitit is the section of the social security office that is taken advantage of by people who live well above their means, it's an open nipple, squirting it's free milk for mooching users who also usually do some sort of side work that involves no labor of any sort and usually without paying taxes. Truly, the Social Securitit is the real victim here.

I just got the new x-box fall out! The graphics are sweeeet.

Oh man, I wish I could afford that on my pay check but I have to use that for rent. How'd you afford that?

Oh, my disability.

Ugh, man, you should really stop sucking off the Social Securitit.

Social Securitit by tsunbot November 3, 2010

civilian national security force 

A president's personal gestapo or stasi-like police force, used to intimidate the populace in general and terrorize opponents.

To my astonishment, the president actually said: "We cannot continue to rely on our military in order to achieve the national security objectives we've set. We've got to have a civilian national security force that's just as powerful, just as strong, just as well-funded."

civilian national security force by Barry Shite January 27, 2014

Security Daddy (or Mommy) 

A Security Daddy or Security Mommy provides physical security benefits to their boyfriend/girlfriend husband/wife by contributing 0 – 100% of their basic needs. This typically being, but not limited to Housing, Transportation, Food, Clothing, and Healthcare.

The Security Daddy or Mommy is NOT a Sugar Daddy or Sugar Mommy and typically contributes only to their basic needs with the goal being, that their husband wife boyfriend girlfriend feels physically secure.

Typically, the Security Daddy or Security Mommy is financially secure which helps make their significant other feel physically secure.

Although Betty had her sights set on marrying a Sugar Daddy, she ended up marrying a Security Daddy (or Mommy), which made her feel physically secure.

Security Daddy (or Mommy) by SecurityDaddy October 3, 2021

financial security 

the act of filing for bankruptcy every 10 years because your wife's spending habits and your insane lifestyle wont allow you to pay your bills or save for the future.

"Hey I heard you are filing for bankruptcy"? "Yeah our deathwatch} hasn't paid out yet and G has a new [new G Ride and we needed some financial security to keep funding our insane lifestayle" "WOW! You're a loser"! "Yeah I know"

financial security by AssaKammer January 4, 2018

Security tool 

The most annoying, threatening Virus that can be put on your computer.

(According to 2-viruses.com) Security Tool is a fake spyware remover with an impressively generic name even in terms of rogue anti-spyware names. This parasite enters the system without the user’s knowledge or consent, usually by employing the use of various trojans. Security Tool might also convince you into downloading it by using the browser hijacker Sitesecuritytest.com, which is a fake online scan. Security Tool uses misleading advertising to trick users into purchasing it’s so-called “licensed version”.

Once inside and active, Security Tool floods the user with popups and fake system notifications, claiming his system is infected and in need of an anti-spyware program. All of these popups lead to the purchase page of Security Tool. Much like any other rogue, Security Tool will also perform fake system scans, which mark legitimate files as threats. To remove these “threats” you supposedly have to purchase the full version of Security Tool, which is just as fake as the trial.
Security Tool is Extremely dangerous
Security Tool is a corrupt Anti-Spyware program

Security Tool spreads via Trojans

Security Tool displays fake security messages

Security Tool installs gay additional spyware to your computer
Security Tool may repair its files, spread or update by itself Security Tool violates your privacy and compromises your security

Girl:: Hey, why didn't you IM me back last night?

Guy:: Aw, Damn, Jessica. Security Tool was spammed my computer then shut it down.

Girl::

Security tool by OH-heyIdidntseeyouthere March 9, 2010