tsunbot's definitions
A mentally ill lady gaga wanna be who wears 80's pump sneakers and weird front butt spandex pants with a forceful sorority whore attitude to try and fit in with normal people.
Daniel: Did you notice that fine ass bitch in the bathroom?
Travis: Dan, she wasn't fine, she was a ditz tard. You're drunk. Go home and sleep it off. Trust me, I'm saving you from heart ache.
Travis: Dan, she wasn't fine, she was a ditz tard. You're drunk. Go home and sleep it off. Trust me, I'm saving you from heart ache.
by tsunbot September 24, 2011
Get the Ditz tardmug. Social Securitit is a reference pertaining to the money tax payers make that is stolen from them by men and women who don't have disabilities severe enough to actually get free money every month, but some how manage it.
The Social Securitit is the section of the social security office that is taken advantage of by people who live well above their means, it's an open nipple, squirting it's free milk for mooching users who also usually do some sort of side work that involves no labor of any sort and usually without paying taxes. Truly, the Social Securitit is the real victim here.
The Social Securitit is the section of the social security office that is taken advantage of by people who live well above their means, it's an open nipple, squirting it's free milk for mooching users who also usually do some sort of side work that involves no labor of any sort and usually without paying taxes. Truly, the Social Securitit is the real victim here.
I just got the new x-box fall out! The graphics are sweeeet.
Oh man, I wish I could afford that on my pay check but I have to use that for rent. How'd you afford that?
Oh, my disability.
Ugh, man, you should really stop sucking off the Social Securitit.
Oh man, I wish I could afford that on my pay check but I have to use that for rent. How'd you afford that?
Oh, my disability.
Ugh, man, you should really stop sucking off the Social Securitit.
by tsunbot November 3, 2010
Get the Social Securititmug. Feeling extreme embarrassment. To bear it all yet not feel satisfaction of doing something absolutely retarded. With no accomplishment returned, just utter shame with red cheeks resembling a bear ass after being spanked repeatedly.
Sherry was wasted after drinking those four wine coolers and decided to throw all self respect out the window. In a crouching position, she started to wave her ass back and forth as if to make a show for the fellas.
She felt a draft up her butt crack and realized her friend's dog had ripped them clean off, nawing at the crotch of the panties on the floor. She was definitely feeling some Embearassment.
She felt a draft up her butt crack and realized her friend's dog had ripped them clean off, nawing at the crotch of the panties on the floor. She was definitely feeling some Embearassment.
by tsunbot January 23, 2011
Get the Embearassmentmug. A demand of moar tears. Or an extreme demand.
When a person is trolled and shows it, the troll demands that the baited cries extremely hard, a lot harder than before as to signify that they've been beat.
When an op posts about his horrible family life on a 4chan board and seems very apathetic and depressed, suicidal and states that his dad raped him when he was a kid.
This is when an anon chimes in ever so lovely on a 4chan board. Perfect timing for the Baww moar.
When a person is trolled and shows it, the troll demands that the baited cries extremely hard, a lot harder than before as to signify that they've been beat.
When an op posts about his horrible family life on a 4chan board and seems very apathetic and depressed, suicidal and states that his dad raped him when he was a kid.
This is when an anon chimes in ever so lovely on a 4chan board. Perfect timing for the Baww moar.
Honest fag here. It's not that your dad raped you because you were sexy and desirable, it's because your mom wasn't giving out the old cooch and he needed a tight hole. Baww it to the max! Take it to the limit! Baww moar!!
by tsunbot December 10, 2011
Get the Baww Moarmug. Yall hatin' haters need to stop with the retardizzle shiznitz.
Look at sammy over there he oozes confidence in his retardizzle state.
Look at sammy over there he oozes confidence in his retardizzle state.
by tsunbot August 1, 2010
Get the Retardizzlemug. A word describing usually a fat slob who gets treated like a special person because their mother feeds them too much and praises them when they've done something small.
Usually an adult dickless wonder around the age of 18 to 30, who pushes his girlfriend further away every time they get into a fight by running to mommy.
It would usually seem as though the mother and son have a fuck buddy relationship with how much they're both up each other's asses.
If the Son goes out of line and doesn't do what his mom says, then disobeys her by making his own choices, the mother yanks the leash harder and makes him "Mom's Bitch" Similar to prison bitch only cupcakes and candy are involved, along with the male genitalia actually metaphorically shriveling up.
Usually an adult dickless wonder around the age of 18 to 30, who pushes his girlfriend further away every time they get into a fight by running to mommy.
It would usually seem as though the mother and son have a fuck buddy relationship with how much they're both up each other's asses.
If the Son goes out of line and doesn't do what his mom says, then disobeys her by making his own choices, the mother yanks the leash harder and makes him "Mom's Bitch" Similar to prison bitch only cupcakes and candy are involved, along with the male genitalia actually metaphorically shriveling up.
Thomas: Mom I uh.. I think my girlfriend and I need more privacy. She thinks you're intruding and invading our privacy.
Mom: I see. I guess you don't care that I might be dead in five years. I try to see you often before that happens because I love you!
Thomas: But mom! We love you too we just need some privacy, we are adults!
Mom: You are being DISRESPECTFUL!
Mom's Bitch: I am sorry mommy. I'll never do it again.
Mom: I see. I guess you don't care that I might be dead in five years. I try to see you often before that happens because I love you!
Thomas: But mom! We love you too we just need some privacy, we are adults!
Mom: You are being DISRESPECTFUL!
Mom's Bitch: I am sorry mommy. I'll never do it again.
by tsunbot November 3, 2010
Get the Mom's Bitchmug. A creative cuss word, better than mother fucker and way better than mother bitch. So vulgar while disgracing the name of mother. Almost like telling someone you fucked their mother's asshole last night but in a more nonchalant manner.
Crystal: I just wanted to let you know that you have sharted yourself while on the dance floor.
Becca: Seriously don't think you you're being a mother asshole telling me that? You could have waited until we were outside.
Becca: Seriously don't think you you're being a mother asshole telling me that? You could have waited until we were outside.
by tsunbot September 24, 2011
Get the Mother assholemug.