Yall hatin' haters need to stop with the retardizzle shiznitz.
Look at sammy over there he oozes confidence in his retardizzle state.
Look at sammy over there he oozes confidence in his retardizzle state.
by tsunbot August 01, 2010
Get the Retardizzlemug. A mentally ill lady gaga wanna be who wears 80's pump sneakers and weird front butt spandex pants with a forceful sorority whore attitude to try and fit in with normal people.
Daniel: Did you notice that fine ass bitch in the bathroom?
Travis: Dan, she wasn't fine, she was a ditz tard. You're drunk. Go home and sleep it off. Trust me, I'm saving you from heart ache.
Travis: Dan, she wasn't fine, she was a ditz tard. You're drunk. Go home and sleep it off. Trust me, I'm saving you from heart ache.
by tsunbot September 24, 2011
Get the Ditz tardmug. A very angry little shit, much like the evil human eating aliens from the critters movies.
It doesn't have to necessarily be in the physical ball form
or a midget but what would seem like an angry little bastard who reeks of rage and uncontrollable annoying anger.
It doesn't have to necessarily be in the physical ball form
or a midget but what would seem like an angry little bastard who reeks of rage and uncontrollable annoying anger.
Sid: Are you chicken shit? Come on man, you gigantic shit for brains! Come on come on!!
Giant guy sitting at bar: I am going to ask you nicely to please be quiet, sir.
Sid: Aww girly panties not pulled up? waah waah
I'm gonna head butt your abdomen and use it as my pillow!
Giant guy sitting at bar: Well, I think we need to take this outside because you're being a huge Angry ball of asshole.
Giant guy sitting at bar: I am going to ask you nicely to please be quiet, sir.
Sid: Aww girly panties not pulled up? waah waah
I'm gonna head butt your abdomen and use it as my pillow!
Giant guy sitting at bar: Well, I think we need to take this outside because you're being a huge Angry ball of asshole.
by tsunbot July 13, 2011
Get the Angry ball of assholemug. Feeling extreme embarrassment. To bear it all yet not feel satisfaction of doing something absolutely retarded. With no accomplishment returned, just utter shame with red cheeks resembling a bear ass after being spanked repeatedly.
Sherry was wasted after drinking those four wine coolers and decided to throw all self respect out the window. In a crouching position, she started to wave her ass back and forth as if to make a show for the fellas.
She felt a draft up her butt crack and realized her friend's dog had ripped them clean off, nawing at the crotch of the panties on the floor. She was definitely feeling some Embearassment.
She felt a draft up her butt crack and realized her friend's dog had ripped them clean off, nawing at the crotch of the panties on the floor. She was definitely feeling some Embearassment.
by tsunbot January 23, 2011
Get the Embearassmentmug. Crass female who sees every other female as competition. Taking it upon themselves to turn their noses up at anyone who isn't on their 'level'
An arrogant snob with a god complexity, usually rich from their husband's money. Superior to everyone around them except for uppity cunts alike, even then they're in competition with each other.
An arrogant snob with a god complexity, usually rich from their husband's money. Superior to everyone around them except for uppity cunts alike, even then they're in competition with each other.
Jay; Crystal is a damn good computer technician and she recently had a client who got so butt hurt because the client wanted to be talked to with fake sympathy, instead of talking to her as if she were only doing business.
Trevor; What the fuck? As if your computer technician should have invited her over for cake and tea!? What an uppity cunt!
Trevor; What the fuck? As if your computer technician should have invited her over for cake and tea!? What an uppity cunt!
by tsunbot June 29, 2011
Get the Uppity Cuntmug. A phrase to refer to what happens when a person says something utterly, completely retarded and above the richter scale of dumb, that they keep going along with it, as not to admit to the dolt flabbergasts that have been displayed.
Brittney: You say it like "Kay-suh-dilla"
Carla: Listen, I'm telling you that quesadilla has silent L's.
Brittney: And I'm telling you it's different!
Carla: *laughs nervously* I know the difference.
Brittney: Are you going to shut up and listen to me? Oh my god. I knew a mexican that worked at a restaurant who told me to use the L's! Dilla is a cheese tortilla, meat and cheese is a Dia. Understand?
Carla: Alright..you're being stubbornly stupid now.
Carla: Listen, I'm telling you that quesadilla has silent L's.
Brittney: And I'm telling you it's different!
Carla: *laughs nervously* I know the difference.
Brittney: Are you going to shut up and listen to me? Oh my god. I knew a mexican that worked at a restaurant who told me to use the L's! Dilla is a cheese tortilla, meat and cheese is a Dia. Understand?
Carla: Alright..you're being stubbornly stupid now.
by tsunbot December 27, 2010
Get the Stubbornly Stupidmug. A creative cuss word, better than mother fucker and way better than mother bitch. So vulgar while disgracing the name of mother. Almost like telling someone you fucked their mother's asshole last night but in a more nonchalant manner.
Crystal: I just wanted to let you know that you have sharted yourself while on the dance floor.
Becca: Seriously don't think you you're being a mother asshole telling me that? You could have waited until we were outside.
Becca: Seriously don't think you you're being a mother asshole telling me that? You could have waited until we were outside.
by tsunbot September 24, 2011
Get the Mother assholemug.