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Seals: A non-common name usually used a surname.Its uniqueness attracts many and the owners of such names have many suites."Seals"are normally compared to the known sea mammals.Some Seals are not swimmers but great comedians
You should get a Seals in your life😁😁
Seals by I'm Jayda Seals April 22, 2018
Abbreviation of the expression "Oh My God, Seals!"
Used in situations where one is completely trashed and seeing things, usually associated with psychedelics.
Patrice: "Oh man, I am SO fucking trashed, I think I can see Seals!"

Travis (when looking at a sandbag): "Oh my god, look...SEALS!!"
Seals! by Patdogs January 19, 2008

seals crib 

British brothel located in a secret area, run by a squad of 4.
Lad 1: You see that brothel over there?
Lad 2: Yeah, the Seals Crib
seals crib by ljpftdagger February 2, 2016

Club sandwiches, not seals 

The phrase one would say to get others to save seals, but in a way, be funny about it.
Seal Lover: "Club sandwiches, not seals!"

Person: "He's right, we should save the seals!"

kill two seals with one club 

Accomplish two goals or achieve two ends with one action or plan.
She: The boss is incredibly efficient at organizing his time and conserving his energy.
He: Yeah! His secret is that he knows how to kill two seals with one club.
She: What???
He: You know, accomplish two things at once.
She: You're gross!
He: Thank you.

angry elephant seals 

When you are involved in a DP and your balls slam together like a couple of angry elephant seals fighting.
There was no way we were gonna cross swords DP-ing that chick, but a couple angry elephant seals were un-avoidable.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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