Seals!

Abbreviation of the expression "Oh My God, Seals!"
Used in situations where one is completely trashed and seeing things, usually associated with psychedelics.

Patrice: "Oh man, I am SO fucking trashed, I think I can see Seals!"

Travis (when looking at a sandbag): "Oh my god, look...SEALS!!"

by Patdogs January 19, 2008

seals

seals are what west brom fans call villa fans because of that stupid motion they do when they sing 'villa! villa!'

seals are scum

seals fans are fickle

by number 1 wee haggis by the way April 1, 2005

Seals

Seals: A non-common name usually used a surname.Its uniqueness attracts many and the owners of such names have many suites."Seals"are normally compared to the known sea mammals.Some Seals are not swimmers but great comedians

You should get a Seals in your life😁😁

by I'm Jayda Seals April 22, 2018

seals crib

British brothel located in a secret area, run by a squad of 4.

Lad 1: You see that brothel over there?
Lad 2: Yeah, the Seals Crib

by ljpftdagger February 2, 2016

Club sandwiches, not seals

The phrase one would say to get others to save seals, but in a way, be funny about it.

Seal Lover: "Club sandwiches, not seals!"

Person: "He's right, we should save the seals!"

by Aiexxx January 5, 2009

kill two seals with one club

Accomplish two goals or achieve two ends with one action or plan.

She: The boss is incredibly efficient at organizing his time and conserving his energy.
He: Yeah! His secret is that he knows how to kill two seals with one club.
She: What???
He: You know, accomplish two things at once.
She: You're gross!
He: Thank you.

by ring-tailed roarer April 19, 2010

angry elephant seals

When you are involved in a DP and your balls slam together like a couple of angry elephant seals fighting.

There was no way we were gonna cross swords DP-ing that chick, but a couple angry elephant seals were un-avoidable.

by Christian Battaglia October 30, 2010