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Club sandwiches, not seals
Club sandwiches, not seals by Aiexxx January 5, 2009
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kill two seals with one club
She: The boss is incredibly efficient at organizing his time and conserving his energy.
He: Yeah! His secret is that he knows how to kill two seals with one club.
She: What???
He: You know, accomplish two things at once.
She: You're gross!
He: Thank you.
He: Yeah! His secret is that he knows how to kill two seals with one club.
She: What???
He: You know, accomplish two things at once.
She: You're gross!
He: Thank you.
kill two seals with one club by ring-tailed roarer April 19, 2010
angry elephant seals
When you are involved in a DP and your balls slam together like a couple of angry elephant seals fighting.
There was no way we were gonna cross swords DP-ing that chick, but a couple angry elephant seals were un-avoidable.
angry elephant seals by Christian Battaglia October 30, 2010
seals crib
seals crib by ljpftdagger February 2, 2016
pat seals
the incredible and super amazing bassist for the band 'Flyleaf' that is fronted by Lacey Mosley. you can get a good view of Pat Seals in Flyleaf's video 'Im so sick.'
Naomi: "I Freaking LOVE Flyleaf Sooo Much!!!"
Rachel: "I Know Right!! Pat Seals and Lacey Mosley are the best thing about that band!"
Naomi: "I agree"
Rachel: "I Know Right!! Pat Seals and Lacey Mosley are the best thing about that band!"
Naomi: "I agree"
pat seals by moonlessdark January 30, 2010
shaft seals
A marine mammal that lives in the engine room of every US submarine. NUBs are sent to feed them for the pleasure of more senior sailors.
"Hey NUB, go feed the shaft seals."
"But the shaft seals are actually a series of interlocks and safety mechanisms that ensure the integrity surrounding the ships main propulsion shaft, and not nautical mammals; but I'll go feed em if you want."
"But the shaft seals are actually a series of interlocks and safety mechanisms that ensure the integrity surrounding the ships main propulsion shaft, and not nautical mammals; but I'll go feed em if you want."
shaft seals by B H T August 11, 2008
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