Sealsz

God. Sealsz is the secret overload of the world. Only one. But who knows where he is

Sealsz has arrived

by Sealsz August 26, 2021

Club sandwiches, not seals

The phrase one would say to get others to save seals, but in a way, be funny about it.

Seal Lover: "Club sandwiches, not seals!"

Person: "He's right, we should save the seals!"

by Aiexxx January 5, 2009

kill two seals with one club

Accomplish two goals or achieve two ends with one action or plan.

She: The boss is incredibly efficient at organizing his time and conserving his energy.
He: Yeah! His secret is that he knows how to kill two seals with one club.
She: What???
He: You know, accomplish two things at once.
She: You're gross!
He: Thank you.

by ring-tailed roarer April 19, 2010

angry elephant seals

When you are involved in a DP and your balls slam together like a couple of angry elephant seals fighting.

There was no way we were gonna cross swords DP-ing that chick, but a couple angry elephant seals were un-avoidable.

by Christian Battaglia October 30, 2010

seals crib

British brothel located in a secret area, run by a squad of 4.

Lad 1: You see that brothel over there?
Lad 2: Yeah, the Seals Crib

by ljpftdagger February 2, 2016

pat seals

the incredible and super amazing bassist for the band 'Flyleaf' that is fronted by Lacey Mosley. you can get a good view of Pat Seals in Flyleaf's video 'Im so sick.'

Naomi: "I Freaking LOVE Flyleaf Sooo Much!!!"
Rachel: "I Know Right!! Pat Seals and Lacey Mosley are the best thing about that band!"
Naomi: "I agree"

by moonlessdark January 30, 2010

shaft seals

A marine mammal that lives in the engine room of every US submarine. NUBs are sent to feed them for the pleasure of more senior sailors.

"Hey NUB, go feed the shaft seals."

"But the shaft seals are actually a series of interlocks and safety mechanisms that ensure the integrity surrounding the ships main propulsion shaft, and not nautical mammals; but I'll go feed em if you want."

by B H T August 11, 2008