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Verb; To Smoke.
Dude, lets ride and schmeek real quick, I need a buzz.
Schmeek by Equality7-1986 June 8, 2009
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Schmeckle pop 

Another creative word for; External Genitalia, Penis, Willy and others.
Schmeckle pop by j.w.g7masi October 16, 2014
when you freak a girl so good you change the timeline of life itself.
“I shmeeked her so good, she came to my kids birthday party”

“Wow look at that guy, he must shmeek”
Shmeek by tweaksofnature March 20, 2022

schmeckledorf 

spongebob: We've been schmeckledorfed!
mr. krabs: That's not even a word and i agree with ya!
schmeckledorf by dano magnum September 26, 2006

shmeeky kleeky 

When luh twizz do crank #TR big Tonka honeybun
Luh shmeeky kleeky
shmeeky kleeky by inbar viscus March 29, 2022

schmecklehead 

NYC Yiddish: Idiot, a mope, moron.
Shut up ya schmecklehead, you can't tell shit from shinola.
schmecklehead by Murray Haldanish October 3, 2019
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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